Guess who got married!

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

nudes of said wife?

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

nudes of said wife?

x2, and rember-candy is dandy

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Me and the girlfriend of 3 months took a lil trip to vegas for 4th of july weekend. I figured if i'm gonna get married it might as well be on a day i can remember. nothing says i love you like blowing shit up.
anyways, basically what happened was about three months ago i used my sweet coke dealer status to get this girl into me. from the very first moment she saw me wearing my wife beater and gold chain at the bar i could tell she wanted to jump my bones. so i slipped some coke in her drink to get her loose and make her think she was falling in love, and basically after that i just got her addicted and she's been mine ever since.

we spent the night doin coke and gambling. we were pretty hung over this morning and she already was talking about getting our marriage annulled but i just told her i'd break her legs if she even tried. i felt kinda bad when she started crying so i popped her in the mouth and gave her a line.

well, the plan is to stay here till i spend all her money. she's trying to get her brother to send over some more, i love free rides!

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

lolololol

 

[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

lol..

 

[dasubmasta 10+ year member]

wow.... Figuy!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

nudes of said wife?

sorry, every time she's **** she's really coked out and isn't very photogenic

 

[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

lol nice

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

sorry, every time she's **** she's really coked out and isn't very photogenic

you act like i give a fuck about her being good looking or not, give me nudes...with a sign that says ca.com on it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[godhatescivics 10+ year member]

el Oh El

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

alright, like i said. . . . she's not very photogenic, she even has her eyes closed in this picture. to make it worse, we were kinda busy and i was doin some one handed camera work.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Me and the girlfriend of 3 months took a lil trip to vegas for 4th of july weekend. I figured if i'm gonna get married it might as well be on a day i can remember. nothing says i love you like blowing shit up.
anyways, basically what happened was about three months ago i used my sweet coke dealer status to get this girl into me. from the very first moment she saw me wearing my wife beater and gold chain at the bar i could tell she wanted to jump my bones. so i slipped some coke in her drink to get her loose and make her think she was falling in love, and basically after that i just got her addicted and she's been mine ever since.

we spent the night doin coke and gambling. we were pretty hung over this morning and she already was talking about getting our marriage annulled but i just told her i'd break her legs if she even tried. i felt kinda bad when she started crying so i popped her in the mouth and gave her a line.

well, the plan is to stay here till i spend all her money. she's trying to get her brother to send over some more, i love free rides!

Wat it do?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You **** at acting like ta

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

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[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

You **** at acting like ta

if i was trying to act like tappin i'd have a nut flexin reference in there somewhere.

and we all know tappin pulls multiple ho's while in vegas, not just one coke *****.