Girl advice

[Coolwazabi 10+ year member]

yea *** isn't important to me, the girl i was w/ for 3 yrs = no ***...............and no she didn't keep shutting me down

im getting flamed for this

no im not gay

are u gay ? trying to hide ur gayness with a BS girl friend ?

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

you are signature worthy!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

car door test. b!tch proof.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Well then go for it! I mean at least get some poo-tang out of it.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

you are signature worthy!

DO IT!

and no im not gay.............i just love the ****.......................i mean

ehhh no, im just not ready

*here comes more flaming*//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

you are signature worthy!

u have to have the WHOLE quote dude

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

Stop thinking w/ your brain and start thinking w/ your penis ...

ugh i wihs i could think w/ my brain

 

[Showrides]

Probably a stupid question, but what is the car door test?

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Stop thinking w/ your brain and start thinking w/ your penis ...

that's what i do. my 9 kids and 1600/month child support were worth it.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

CAR DOOR TEST (urbandictionary.com)

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Probably a stupid question, but what is the car door test?

ummm it was in this one movie. . .. .

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

that's it! the car door test. fvckin' genius. best thing i ever learned from a movie.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Probably a stupid question, but what is the car door test?

x2

and dude why in the hell are u scared of pussy

 

[oxygen65]

just have some fun with the girl, and after you get bored with her just go find another one

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

x2



and dude why in the hell are u scared of pussy

becasue IM GAY! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif