Getting into a fight. Need advice?

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Our moderators can't spell "rebuttal"?

Clearly its the state of public education.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

lmao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I only date perfect 10's //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I have only had one serious girlfriend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

^^busted. sux to b u homie.....but i once dated a midget if that makes u feel any better

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Fixed.

Indeed.

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

I always say....if you have to fight over a *****, shes not worth it...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AllenH427 10+ year member]

I tended to have much higher standards for looks than all of my other friends... then with my current girlfriend (soon to be ex,) looks really don't matter to me much anymore. I'd stick it in the OP's girlfriend...

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

My girlfriends ex boyfriend has been harassing the hell out of her for the past two weeks. He has been calling her none stop and showing up at her work randomly. I've confronted the guy twice. My girlfriend wants me to beat his *** but he is quite a bit bigger then me. I've only been in a few fights my whole life and they were against guys my size (5'9 175 pounds). I handed some good *** beatings in the few I've fought but I know for a fact I can't take this prick in a fist fight. He would most likely get the best of me. I'm no hardass by any means but I can hold my own. I told the prick that I'm going to kick his *** and I know the next I see him a fight is going to be going down. I'm thinking about pepper spraying the hell out of him before I punch his face in. What do you guys think? I'm not trying to sound like a lil b!tch but I need to get the upper hand and really mess this guy up.

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[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I always say....if you have to fight over a *****, shes not worth it...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Some are. This one sounds like she isn't. Once you are over the whole 'I just wanna stick my dick in that' attitude most young and inexperienced guys have, you start to realize there is A LOT more important things to a woman than t 'n a. From what Ive read, she sounds like she fails in the department.

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Has dude asked you how his (ock taste yet?

Did this to My Ex's new boyfriend lol

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

cop

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[l7runner 10+ year member]

cop
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Truth...If you do anything with a weapon either you are going to jail, or he is going to come back at you later with some hardcore revenge on his mind.

Sounds like you need to drop the girl, I would never be near a girl who would ask me to fight some dude. She is probably going to be huge in a few years and you will regret being with her.

 

[slim2fattycake 10+ year member]

Some are. This one sounds like she isn't. Once you are over the whole 'I just wanna stick my dick in that' attitude most young and inexperienced guys have, you start to realize there is A LOT more important things to a woman than t 'n a. From what Ive read, she sounds like she fails in the department.

She's got tits and maybe ass but doesn't mean she's above a 5 to ME. And I agree if she wants you to fight someone for her, she's a fail and doesn't deserve you to fight for her. Just stick it in the three holes quickly and then move on. A hole is a hole is a hole.

O and I'd only fight him if he disrespected me enough. Its up to you. I don't want to get hurt either but I am not scared to get a beating.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

She's got tits and maybe ass but doesn't mean she's above a 5 to ME. And I agree if she wants you to fight someone for her, she's a fail and doesn't deserve you to fight for her. Just stick it in the three holes quickly and then move on. A hole is a hole is a hole.
O and I'd only fight him if he disrespected me enough. Its up to you. I don't want to get hurt either but I am not scared to get a beating.

Its a funny thing about dating a vindictive woman... you never know what would be scarier, dumping her, or staying with her the rest of your life.

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

Have a friend film it make sure he hits you and dont hit him then press charges and file a civil case for pain and suffering. Last I checked they can not file bankruptcy on that type of case so they would be garnishing his checks until you were paid back/for. You would get 500 to 1500 for a black eye lots more for teeth or a concusion. And if he is at her work and is bugging her her boss shouldnt like that anyway.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Have a friend film it make sure he hits you and dont hit him then press charges and file a civil case for pain and suffering. Last I checked they can not file bankruptcy on that type of case so they would be garnishing his checks until you were paid back/for. You would get 500 to 1500 for a black eye lots more for teeth or a concusion.

Screw that, I say try for the big bucks and go for a spinal cord injury.

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

Get hauled off to the ER screaming "you are going to be working for me now *****!" LOL