Funny story

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that's not a funny story.. how yould you like to wake up and find yourself raped?

you cant rape the willing...

 

[nabissssco 10+ year member]

x2

Im sorry you found it hard to read. I dont have any pictures seeing as how I wasn't there. Why would you want pics though? If you want kiddy porn than hit up another website.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

no matter how messed up from drugs he was.. how could he not feel his ass being penetrated... fake. or he had a very loose ass.

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

stop telling lies noob

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

fake. Is that the whole reason you signed up here?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Welcome to ca.com!

Too bad you're going to be banned now.

 

[nabissssco 10+ year member]

stop telling lies noob

wow, ive never been called a noob. i thought that term was only used by computers nerds on WOW! believe it or not, i dont care. i have nothing to gain. its just funny.

 

[nabissssco 10+ year member]

Welcome to ca.com!Too bad you're going to be banned now.

noooo, please dont ban me! what will i do if im banned??? you guys sound like little girls. calm down and chill out.

 

[mugen08 10+ year member]

you guys sound like little girls. calm down and chill out.

lol ttyl

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

so was he tight?

 

[nabissssco 10+ year member]

fake. Is that the whole reason you signed up here?

No, I joined so I could have the opportunity to talk to lovely people like you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[808_bass 10+ year member]

so was he tight?

LOL

 

[herbykw 10+ year member]

Soo..if you weren't there, but have a detailed story.. He actually bragged about this?---woops, i meant, he told you his tragic story?

About as believable as the stories were every single person at a party is killed, but yet there is a detailed story about what happened.

 

[SatterBoi 10+ year member]

FAKE~ Why would you tell your frends you got FD in the ass by some dude that just got out.....If it was me it wont make it that far i would be tryin to tell the cops why i killed the dude.

But anyways FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Ok. I gotta give you some history so the story is funny and not sad. My best friends brotherinlaw is a teen. He was staying at his house for a while and later started to steal sh1t. He took there check book and took a couple g`s out of the account and started drugs and stuff. He's been getting in trouble and going to jail and continuing to screw up and f ppl over. That's the history, now time for the funny part! He was at a friends house playing games, drinking, doing drugs when his friend, friend "A", had somebody over, friend "B". Friend B was fresh out of prison so my buddies brotherinlaw didn't say anything to him and made sure he was the last to go to sleep. After a long night of drugs and alcohol he passed out cuz he was FD up and .....are you ready???? He woke up in the middle of the night because he heard moaning but he passed out again quickly after. The next morning when he woke up he realized his pants were down around his knees and his back pu$$y was sore! The guy taused his salad while he was asleep and he woke up to his moans and went back to bed! That's fn funny sine he screwed everybody and in turn got screwed himself, literally! Sorry if this is offensive to anybody but to me its funny as hell.

So you associate with Sodomites? This is a story I would've kept to myself.