Funny Movie Quotes

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Hanging Lady: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Hanging Lady: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!!"

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White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.

Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.

White Goodman: I know you just said that.

Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.

Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.

White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you.*

Peter La Fleur: All right.

White Goodman: ...TouchÈ.

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White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.

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[mikey060 10+ year member]

haha okay

 

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Im bored man...so bored

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

werd...i am so bored

 

[HotCarl 10+ year member]

i less than 3 that part of dodgeball

 

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"**** Penguin you need to go back to the zoo its to cold for you here"

what movie is the above quote from?

 

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Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

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Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
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" Hey the commercial with the Tits in it is on Again"

 

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" Hey the commercial with the Tits in it is on Again"

hahahaha!

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Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.............this man has no dick.

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F uck you, F uck you, F uck you, Your Cool, F uck YOU!

 

[Jingle]

the one quote is from billy madison. That whole movie is full of quotes along with happy gilmore.

He called the sh!t poop!

Talley Who Who, etc.....

 

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"Next time I come back, I'm gonna want some cocktail.....FRUIT!!!"

 

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F uck you, F uck you, F uck you, Your Cool, F uck YOU!

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Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend

Scarface: I'm Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!

 

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Dr. Patel: I will not tolerate this business from you any longer. You have one more interview tomorrow morning, and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you are anything short of spectacular, I'll completely cut you off.

Kumar: Dad, come on.

Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything!

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one of my favs!!!