For the first time in my life, i ate lettuce

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Riiiiiight....
Maybe if you cut up a greasey cheeseburger and mix it in the salad...

No, most caesar salads are FAR worse than the burger you get after it. The thousand island salad shaker at mcdonalds was the unhealthiest food they had until they dropped it. It's like smothering your tuna salad in mayonaise and expecting to still have only the benefits of the tuna.

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

i hope people realize salads can be just as fatening as greasy cheeseburgers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Can be, but usually arent.

No salad will ever be as fattening as the double 6 dollar burger at carls jr. 110grams of fat,1500 calories, 2760mg of sodium. Thats a normal fast food place, something you can find everywhere.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Can be, but usually arent.No salad will ever be as fattening as the double 6 dollar burger at carls jr. 110grams of fat,1500 calories, 2760mg of sodium. Thats a normal fast food place, something you can find everywhere.

what the hell is a carls jr?

 

[scotsman 10+ year member]

dunno if it has been said, but lettuce has no nutritional value.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

dunno if it has been said, but lettuce has no nutritional value.

Helps me poop and that in itself is nutritional. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[scotsman 10+ year member]

Helps me poop and that in itself is nutritional. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i dunno what kind of nasty diseased lettuce you are eating that helps make you poop. If we were talking about curry or something that would make sense, but lettuce?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Helps me poop and that in itself is nutritional. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

hmmm i should try it. i only shit about 2-3 times a week, but they are massive shits. i would like to break my shitting patterns into 5-6 times a week, but less mass.

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

what the hell is a carls jr?

Same thing as hardee's

They dont have it on the east coast.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i dunno what kind of nasty diseased lettuce you are eating that helps make you poop. If we were talking about curry or something that would make sense, but lettuce?

Isnt nasty, just what it does for me. It cleans me out pretty good. Probably why I eat it, lol! Then again my stomach is pretty fugged.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Same thing as hardee'sThey dont have it on the east coast.

oh, we got hardee's here

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Greek salad ftw.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

oh, we got hardee's here

I miss the Hardee's they had around here. I wish they would have replaced it with a Sonic, but oh no, just another random building all borded up. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

dunno if it has been said, but lettuce has no nutritional value.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif what the fuck does than?

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

you brave soul

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i'm not meaning to brag.. but yeah.