For the first time in my life, i ate lettuce

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I've never ate lettuce in my entire life much less a salad(besides for pieces some burger put on my sandwich or what have you after i went out of my way to request it held).

Today i ate my first salad (they are fun to toss huh soler?). It basically concisted of a ceaser salad with oil and vinegar instead of ceaser dressing. I must admit it tasted horrible, but was better than what i expected.

Should help me stay healthy. And as long as i'm eating salads my girlfriend can't drink pop. Win Win.

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Let her drink pop and don't eat salad?

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Salad tosser

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

no, i really need to start eating healthy again. and vitamins aren't the same.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Salad tosser

so far thats been the only enjoyable part.

 

[lookitsjim23 10+ year member]

salad w/ ranch >>>

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Salad's only good when there's a shit load of fat in it.

That must have been horrible.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Let her drink pop and don't eat salad?

i agree

her tits may then secret coca-cola and that would be just be tits

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Thats a dang shame.

Ive eaten salad as a whole meal.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

pop is horrible for you, and whenever we're together she has a bottle of diet dr.pepper on the nightstand, i can't stand that shit.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

romain > ice burg

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

my girlfriend just said the baby kicked.... i told her to have someone kick it back.

 

[T3mpest 10+ year member]

my girlfriend just said the baby kicked.... i told her to have someone kick it back.

maybe you should poke it for her.....

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

romain > ice burg

Thats Romaine and Iceberg.

Butterhead and Red Leaf are better than the latter.

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

caesar ftw. with that stringy white cheese.