For $1,000,000 would you...

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

dont know if its been said but....everyone seems to be worried about other people not knowing that you sucked a dick for money...thats all great and dandy but...

you cant hide from youself...you will always think about the day you put that dudes dick in your mouth and started trying to get enough spit going on that thing for him to feel good and not slap you across the head. i dont know of many blow jobs that dont end with a nut either...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i'll stick to fondelin some balls before anything pinapple shapped comes close to my azz....

 

[joem1cha3l 10+ year member]

**** that

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

i dont know of many blow jobs that dont end with a nut either...

u know that if he was paying $1,000,000, he would at LEAST expect a nut.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Somebody is not comfortable with their sexuality //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Nope totally comfortable with it, just don't think a million bucks is where the line is for me throwin instinct out the window and blowin a guy.

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

dont know if its been said but....everyone seems to be worried about other people not knowing that you sucked a dick for money...thats all great and dandy but...
you cant hide from youself...you will always think about the day you put that dudes dick in your mouth and started trying to get enough spit going on that thing for him to feel good and not slap you across the head. i dont know of many blow jobs that dont end with a nut either...

Easy to say if youre ********** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Its just flesh.

Id be able to a forget about it as soon as its all said and done, I got that cash in my hands, and am on my way to put some $$ down to invest, I recon.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Smartest answer in this thread.
Any women would eat pussy for one million dollars //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

There are a lot of guys here who are a bit "scared" of the fact that they might enjoy it, it seems.. Are we uncomfortable here?

Now, I wouldnt enjoy it or like it, but for one million Id do it. It is a very small price to pay for money and investments that one and one's family could live off of for many many years, if youre smart about it.

its not that these dudes are scared. i think its the fact that evertime you bought something you would be reminded that you sucked a nasty *** dick for the cash.

its like:

"honey lets take the boat out to the lake." *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this boat*

"im so glad the dually tows the boat so easily" *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this truck*

"lets head home im tired" *cant believe i had a dirty *** dick in my mouth to get this house*

"lets go to sleep now on our new mattress" *cant believe i sucked a dirty *** dick to get to sleep on this nice bed*

*now you dream of that night that you sucked dick and how everyone is enjoying your money....but doesnt know you put a dick in your mouth*

just my .02. im with slammed.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Easy to say if youre ********** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Its just flesh.

Id be able to a forget about it as soon as its all said and done, I got that cash in my hands, and am on my way to put some $$ down to invest, I recon.

maybe i was raised different i dont know. maybe TV got to me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

i have been called ********** before by people, but i have nothing against them. i think its weird but i dont think we should kill them or some crazy shit. they are just weird dudes in my eyes.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

its not that these dudes are scared. i think its the fact that evertime you bought something you would be reminded that you sucked a nasty *** dick for the cash.
its like:

"honey lets take the boat out to the lake." *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this boat*

"im so glad the dually tows the boat so easily" *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this truck*

"lets head home im tired" *cant believe i had a dirty *** dick in my mouth to get this house*

"lets go to sleep now on our new mattress" *cant believe i sucked a dirty *** dick to get to sleep on this nice bed*

*now you dream of that night that you sucked dick and how everyone is enjoying your money....but doesnt know you put a dick in your mouth*

just my .02. im with slammed.

You know how when your boss gives you the shit task for the day, or you have to dress up at work when you don't want to. You do things like that to make money to provide for you and your family. You don't like to but you kiss a little *** to make a living sometimes.

I relate ****** a dick for a million dollars to the ultimate of the above. I'll kiss a little *** for money...but I ain't ****** no dick, its shameful to sink that low. My line I won't cross is way before ****** dicks for dollars.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Would I have to swallow? Is the genital clean? With the Michigan economy in complete disarray, I would have to say yes.

Shut up, your ghey *** would do it for a meal.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

its not that these dudes are scared. i think its the fact that evertime you bought something you would be reminded that you sucked a nasty *** dick for the cash.
its like:

"honey lets take the boat out to the lake." *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this boat*

"im so glad the dually tows the boat so easily" *cant believe i sucked a dick to get this truck*

"lets head home im tired" *cant believe i had a dirty *** dick in my mouth to get this house*

"lets go to sleep now on our new mattress" *cant believe i sucked a dirty *** dick to get to sleep on this nice bed*

*now you dream of that night that you sucked dick and how everyone is enjoying your money....but doesnt know you put a dick in your mouth*

just my .02. im with slammed.

I lol'd!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

once that one mill hit's the palm of my hand... i would totally forget what i had done to get it.... i'd be to busy doing the happy dance

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

once that one mill hit's the palm of my hand... i would totally forget what i had done to get it.... i'd be to busy doing the happy dance

i would too...until i became dead broke and spent all my money and be shimmying around like a crackhead looking for the next dick to **** to get some change.

itll get to the point where youll **** dick for $1000....then $100 then $10...and finally a cheeseburger. because youll realize its nothing but a hanging piece of flesh...and youll be known as the go-to guy to get a bj //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd!

you know what the worst part is?

when you get a bj from the wife...youll be giving her pointers and advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif