For $1,000,000 would you...

[elementxero 10+ year member]

A mil doesnt get you that far these days. I wouldnt do it. Just because nobody has a mil just laying around. And who knows who he told before you did the deed. Yeah you could relocate, but a mil is still not a lot of money when you think in terms of altering your life.

You are thinking about it like "hit the lottery, paying celebritys to slap themselves in teh face, crashing porsches into crystal statues of your wang" rich. Which is typical hedonistic BS when considering wealth.

How's this for life-altering: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK AGAIN.

Make a few solid investments and live off the interest? Don't blow it all on a million dollar car or house? Live reasonably but WORK FREE?

You are talking about purchasing your life back from forced slavery dude.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Most of you would become a *** receptacle for the next 10 years for that kind of money. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Btw, for 1 mil a pop, you'd have to fight me for the schlong! ;p

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Would I have to swallow? Is the genital clean? With the Michigan economy in complete disarray, I would have to say yes.

 

[Paul73 10+ year member]

You are thinking about it like "hit the lottery, paying celebritys to slap themselves in teh face, crashing porsches into crystal statues of your wang" rich. Which is typical hedonistic BS when considering wealth.
How's this for life-altering: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK AGAIN.

Make a few solid investments and live off the interest? Don't blow it all on a million dollar car or house? Live reasonably but WORK FREE?

You are talking about purchasing your life back from forced slavery dude.

Werd! Thats what the **** I was getting at. Oh and Deerhunt you became know as flaming **** around here for free so idk what the **** you're yappin about //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i'd probably do it, then go buy about 10shots of vodka right after.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Would I have to swallow? Is the genital clean? With the Michigan economy in complete disarray, I would have to say yes.

I'd guess the man would at least want to be able to finish with the "money shot"

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

A mil doesnt get you that far these days. I wouldnt do it. Just because nobody has a mil just laying around. And who knows who he told before you did the deed. Yeah you could relocate, but a mil is still not a lot of money when you think in terms of altering your life.

hmmmmm.... let's look at the math shall we???

most people will not have made a million $ in their entire life......

if you make $50k per year, which is quite respectable nowadays, it would take you 20 years to make that much money...... but no wait..... there is income taxes involved..... so let's make that 35 years shall we????

hmmmmmmm yes $1 million is more money than anyone that is middle class or lower and working has EVER SEEN BEFORE..... so yes it is worth a lot....

you didn't read the question.... the person didn't tell anyone before the deed... the question included the variable IF NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.... for $1 million you could not only relocate but do it in ****ing style.....

would i do it???

yes

then i would take my playboy inspired peaches to my new highend crib and they can play pass the boner for the next 50 years of my life......

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

add 3 more 0's and I'd sleep with a dude.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

if you deposit the money in a bank, it would be investigated. What would you tell them?

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

For 1 million dollars would you give another guy head? Nobody else would ever find out, and the money is not taxed. You go in a room, do your thing, get paid, and walk away $1,000,000 richer.
So, would you?

F*k yeh, then pay someone $10,000 to kill that mother ****er so FOR SURE no one would ever find out lol.

Walk away with $990,000 & no witnesses

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

you didn't read the question.... the person didn't tell anyone before the deed... the question included the variable IF NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.... for $1 million you could not only relocate but do it in ****ing style.....

Who cares if anyone one would ever know, thats not the bad part, the bad part is puttin some doods piece in your mouth.

I'd much rather not do the deed but have everybody think I did than to actually do the deed and have it a secret. Fuk what other people think, you'd always know that you sucked dick for dollars and that just ain't right.

A million dollars really isn't enough money for me to sacrifice my morals and good judgement, its just not THAT much money.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

add 3 more 0's and I'd sleep with a dude.

ROFL.

For 1 billion??? There really isn't much that I wouldn't do.

I mean, yes I would lose people's respect and may be known as the guy who did "whatever" but a BILLION dollars?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Who cares if anyone one would ever know, thats not the bad part, the bad part is puttin some doods piece in your mouth.
I'd much rather not do the deed but have everybody think I did than to actually do the deed and have it a secret. Fuk what other people think, you'd always know that you sucked dick for dollars and that just ain't right.

A million dollars really isn't enough money for me to sacrifice my morals and good judgement, its just not THAT much money.

You make an interesting point.

It is VERY easy to say you wouldn't do it when it is in a hypothetical sense. Now let someone drop 1 million in CASH in front of you and say "I didn't pull this out for some fresh air" and you would be an your knees.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

To the poster who stated doing it at halftime at the Super Bowl...
I wouldn't. Money is important to me, yes. But not near important enough to be known as a flaming fa*got the rest of my life. Everywhere you went people would be like "Theres the guy who sucked a c0ck during the superbowl!" That wouldn't be cool at all.

everyone on here thinks that anyways. whats the difference //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

lol