For $1,000,000 would you...

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i would too...until i became dead broke and spent all my money and be shimmying around like a crackhead looking for the next dick to **** to get some change.
itll get to the point where youll **** dick for $1000....then $100 then $10...and finally a cheeseburger. because youll realize its nothing but a hanging piece of flesh...and youll be known as the go-to guy to get a bj //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

You know Iceteebone to I see.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

you know what the worst part is?
when you get a bj from the wife...youll be giving her pointers and advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Well in that case, lol!

 

[joem1cha3l 10+ year member]

you know what the worst part is?
when you get a bj from the wife...youll be giving her pointers and advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

hahah niiice

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

and you sir are truthful and honest.... may god bless you in your endeavors..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

God has nothing to do with this. How dare you smear his name with the filth of this thread.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i think the bigger question is who the fuck would give u guys a million dollars to **** his dick

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A rich gay man.

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

God has nothing to do with this. How dare you smear his name with the filth of this thread.

we already beat that to death he doesn't exist.....

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Asked this question in junior high basketball... lulz...

I answered no.

Though an acquaintance once said, you can buy an AWFUL lot of stuff to wash your mouth out with for $1million.

nG

 

[bass_lover1 10+ year member]

What company pays this magic 15% dividend?

It wasn't 15% it was like 30-40 cents per share...Publix btw.

Ok maybe I got a little over zealous in my non-calculations, but there are quite a bit of employees who's dividend checks were well over 120k.

Guy that works in the same store as me, been with the company for 35 years now, his check this year was like 33k or so, and when he retires in a year, he'll get about 1.5 million.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

A rich gay man.

plenty of ppl willing to do it for less money

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

OK seriously. I just signed a lease for a house (well duplex), and I figured out that my bills will total up to about $750 a month when I get done with school (Right now, my parents pay for my cell and car insurance). That includes rent, utilities, satelite, dsl, food, gas, cell phone, land line, credit card, and car insurance. Figure I have about $20,000 in school loans and credit card debt by the time i get my degree next year. That means I can live off of roughly 10,000 a year untill I move, start a family, whatever. I can easily make $30K a year off of the interest on a million. So, I **** one dong for 4 or 5 minutes, once. I continue living the life I have now, which ain't half bad, for a few years. In the meantime, my bills get paid and I can do whatever I **** well please. I make extra money that I can invest so that when I decide to move on to the next stage of my life, I can outright BUY a house with the extra money. Probably a half-way nice car too. Then I can continue investing. No debt, bills are paid, wife and I are set for life, kids' futures are well set up.

So, if

one felacio session = comfortable life WITHOUT financial worries or work

Yeah, I'd do it

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

:unzips pants:

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

money isnt everything

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

If a family member was dyin and needed a million dollar life saving operation, bring on the dicks....if its just to get a quick mil to be comfortable in life...not worth it imo

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

money isnt everything

but a lot of money is