Drunk...Can't remember shit..

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

i lolled again

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

hahahha i know when he had an update with a phone conversation with a girl, i thought she was going to be like "im pregnant".

hahaha jp bro.

dante

Well boys sometimes there is a little more than just getting the ****..... And that "im pregnant" conversation is usually followed by "where are some stairs" LOL.....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

where are the brass knuckles?

"Here baby stand on your head, I'm going to pour a little drano in there...."

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Oh it burns.... It's susposed to....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Uhh, that's something else which is a problem caused by DIRTY ****.....

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Uhh, that's something else which is a problem caused by DIRTY ****.....

Give her the ear check ftw

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

You know they used to treat that shit buy injecting mercury into your cock????? Shit that would ****.....

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

My brother was in a welding program in high school, and would get high everyday before going to class.... Little bastard was still the best welder in his class....

 

[cheapo 10+ year member]

xanex+alcohol+weed= a fantastic night in my point of view. But you just cant abuse any of the three of you will wind up passed out and not remebering any of it. You can do the drugs just dont let the drugs do you!! Think about it.

I've never dont xanex but alcohol and weed always make for a good night. Sometimes you cant always control them both like the other day i drank a 5th of jagaer and a couple bowls of mids but then my buddy pulled out some g13 and packed a 2 more. Now that shit'll **** you up. BAD.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

Getting dry FTW:yumyum:

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Xanex is pretty bad because it makes you do dumb shit you don't ever remember... Unlike alch or weed where you usually know you are doing dumb shit.....

A kid at school one time ate some xanex and couldn't stop drooling all over himself... Had no idea either....

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

doing lines of ajax of a hookers *** allnight, i'd probably hide in my car after that too.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

doing lines of ajax of a hookers *** allnight, i'd probably hide in my car after that too.

I wouldn't.... That sounds like a good night to me....

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

No, I did'nt get butt-plugged tard.
I do remember puking in my kitchen sink a couple times when I finally woke up and drove home.

Didnt you say you woke up in your car and didnt relize how you got there. Then you went to work from there where you typed this out? How did you go to the kitchen sink if you are at work? Something dont make sense.