Drug Test...

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

What else can I do.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Let me think

Oh yeah

Just quit doing drugs dumbass. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[crazy4life 10+ year member]

Btw this isnt an at home test im going to an appointment at the doc. office.

Well shiatttt. Your only luck is to buy that drink then. If your piss is to diluted from drinking to much water, ect., they will fail you.

Or if you get super super lucky. Use the mid stream of your piss.

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

pwned by yo momma! If you were on top of your game, she wouldn't have suspected shit. you lose.

Haha your right dude, I got lazy so I do lose. Its not as easy as it looks though.

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

take b12 and it will make ur piss yellow so u can drink a lot of water beforehand and its diluted, should be fine for a home test

X2, that and creatine, on top of the aspirin your taking. From what I've learned so far:

They measure creatine levels, and try to find thc metabolites in your body's fat cells, usually when you smoke heavily your creatine levels decrease, and there's tons of thc metabolites in the fat cells from all those munchies you ate. The way to trick the test is to get enough vitaminb12 in your system to turn your pee yellow, clear pee means diluted pee, which is untestable and instantly makes you look bad and calls for another test. Then you drink enough creatine mix to make it harder to find the fat cells because of the creatine in your muscles trapping water and other things with it. I think the aspirin helps it make the thc metabolites harder to show up, thus further masking them from showing up. Anyway hope this helps you, but may not work for everyone.

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

Ok I just got off the phone with her and told her that it was a waste of $65 to do this because I dont do drugs and she was like ok well if here anything else about you selling drugs im drug testing you.

Time to detox //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[boalova13 10+ year member]

Haha your right dude, I got lazy so I do lose. Its not as easy as it looks though.

But it is, You just always have to be 2 steps ahead. Dont get lazy and you wont have to come to a car audio forum to try and hide the fact that you bang out nicks and dimes from your mommy. Just my .02

 

[boalova13 10+ year member]

Ok I just got off the phone with her and told her that it was a waste of $65 to do this because I dont do drugs and she was like ok well if here anything else about you selling drugs im drug testing you.
Time to detox //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

And step your game up. You get caught when you get careless

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

Are you only selling pot? If so please don't call yourself a drug dealer, you're making the real G look bad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

Doctor apointment ? how does it cost in the States to get drugs tested? I'm sure the test will be accurated enough to tell the truth. When is it?

Maybe the Benz is the reason why your mom got suspicious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Ok I just got off the phone with her and told her that it was a waste of $65 to do this because I dont do drugs and she was like ok well if here anything else about you selling drugs im drug testing you.
Time to detox //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I bet you feel cool as hell now

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

Ok I just got off the phone with her and told her that it was a waste of $65 to do this because I dont do drugs and she was like ok well if here anything else about you selling drugs im drug testing you.
Time to detox //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

ur a ***. if you sold me weed i'd fkin knock your bich *** out and take ur shit.

 

[Seth_3515 10+ year member]

man my parents threaten to test me a few years ago and i just straight up told em i dont have to have a test to tell you what im doin and just told em i smoked a lil bud now and then and it was cool

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

But it is, You just always have to be 2 steps ahead. Dont get lazy and you wont have to come to a car audio forum to try and hide the fact that you bang out nicks and dimes from your mommy. Just my .02

Its really not bro but ok, my parents dont give me money bro and my dads a multi millionaire. Hes frugal as **** and doesn't even give me gas money so how the **** am I supposed to pay for all my shit off a 2 day a week job bussing a shitty resturant. I paid for my system, and every other thing I get usually, and you know what I probably make more money than you right now. So gtf off me bro.

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

ur a ***. if you sold me weed i'd fkin knock your bich *** out and take ur shit.

haha dude ur prolly a little ***** ill guarantee you your an internet warrior. Im prolly twice ur size.

You spend your whole day on the forums ***.

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

Its really not bro but ok, my parents dont give me money bro and my dads a multi millionaire. Hes frugal as **** and doesn't even give me gas money so how the **** am I supposed to pay for all my shit off a 2 day a week job bussing a shitty resturant. I paid for my system, and every other thing I get usually, and you know what I probably make more money than you right now. So gtf off me bro.

Your dad didnt pay for your 25,000+ car? Lemme guess, you busted your *** at a shitty restaurant and sell lbs and lbs of chronic a day to pay for that?

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

Are you only selling pot? If so please don't call yourself a drug dealer, you're making the real G look bad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
Doctor apointment ? how does it cost in the States to get drugs tested? I'm sure the test will be accurated enough to tell the truth. When is it?

Maybe the Benz is the reason why your mom got suspicious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

I deal white widow, green hulk xanax, white ladders, yellow school busses. Perk 30's, 10's and Every Tab out there I get it for the low and flip each xanax usually the green ones for 6 a piece. No one does crack around here so itd be a waste to sell that shit.