Drug Test...

[operationcougar 10+ year member]

seriously the only way you can pass this soon is if your pissing water, drink something that will make you pee a lot, very quickly, some kind of diuretic, like coffee for instance.

you wanna be drinking so much coffee that your pissing every five minutes and your gonna want to piss like 5 times before you take the test.

http://www.docpotter.com/art_drugtest_strat.html this explains better, flushing seems to be pretty dead on, i dont know if i would trust any of the others

rather think of it like this, your body cleans out one drop of cannaboid (what they test for when you take a piss test) every 5 minutes where it is put in the bladder to be flushed out when you piss, and over night you may have like 60 drops flushed while you sleep (this is what you dont want in the test cup). if your drinking a ton of diuretic and your pissing constantly your kidneys can only still process one drop every five minutes. therefore when you piss it will be so diluted it shouldnt even register on a basic test.

hope it helps, i dont even smoke but i also dont think there is a **** thing wrong if you do

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

I almost forgot, you want to catch the piss midstream too.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

omg a milliionaires son is dealing......now i've seen it all.

You don't want to loose their respect but you sneak behind their backs dealin, and you lie to your mom about doing it? That's fcked up man.

Stop dealing and grow up, go to high school and be a danm kid. You know if you got caught by the cops you'd be in jail gettin pounded from behind thinkin "god this is stupid, I had everything, but I chose to sell ladders/hulks/bars or whatever you idiots call it"

Posting pics of yourself online is retarded, bragging about mma is pointless, no one is going to care about you enough to drive down to your house and beat you, and you're not going to care enough to drive to someone elses house either.......

This is a car audio forum, and why someone would make a thread about life advice is beyond me.

Bottom line: Grow up, stop dealing, go to school and get a job.

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

I deliver newspapers and this other guy that does it (maybe 19 or 20) does his paper route in a brand new bmw. His parents are loaded and gave it to him.

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Ummmm how about you not smoke weed duh.

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

incorrect. It depends on how much you smoked, weight and how your body handles the thc.

passed in 4 and a half days once, drank 3-4 gallons of water a day, a full bottle of cranberry juice every night, and took one of those drinks right before the test.

it was sketchy. i don't recommend it to anyone, i got very sick a few days after because i washed all the nutrients out of my body with all the water, and was a dumbass and didn't replace them with anything.

you're better off not smoking at all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

passed in 4 and a half days once, drank 3-4 gallons of water a day, a full bottle of cranberry juice every night, and took one of those drinks right before the test.

it was sketchy. i don't recommend it to anyone, i got very sick a few days after because i washed all the nutrients out of my body with all the water, and was a dumbass and didn't replace them with anything.

you're better off not smoking at all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yeah I drank the apple cider vinegar.. drank a jug before I found out they made pills. Felt like shit.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I bet he got his Benz along with his iphone and macbook pro taken away and it probably grounded for the foreseeable future for pissing dirty.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

gonna have to watch the 37" plasma in his room instead of the 52" in the living room now.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

gonna have to watch the 37" plasma in his room instead of the 52" in the living room now.

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[traksta15 10+ year member]

gonna have to watch the 37" plasma in his room instead of the 52" in the living room now.

Lol, good one.

 

[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

hard to quit huh? I felt like I was addicted to selling. Glad I put all that behind me.

Yeah. I am glad that I dont anymore, getting caught like I did and getting off so easily it seemed like it was a sign for me to stop all that shyt. but its hard knowing how **** easily I could be making a bit of cash..and if I dont come up with the money i got to jail:crap:

 

[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

Not positive, but I'd say that's inaccurate. When I had to take mine I found out a week before. I did the usual water stuff, along with apple cider vingegar pills. I took the Strip pill the day of the test and I passed. I had also smoked the day before I found out I had a test coming.

Well consider yourself lucky because there is nothing in those products that is known to detoxify your body, everyone says "drink water" wich is useless because thc is fat soluable, in that situation your only hope would be that your pissing straight water, in wich case you might pass. a lot of places will only accept certain water levels in urine though i.e: rehab centers. And as far as a "strip pill" i have no idea what that is..