Doing your girl in the butt

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Well if we have to get on the "size matters" subject any guy can tell any female, "Damm gurl you got a big ole' gaper there don't you..."

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Well if we have to get on the "size matters" subject any guy can tell any female, "Damm gurl you got a big ole' gaper there don't you..."

This is where I reserve my fisting fetish for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

This is where I reserve my fisting fetish for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

Never done this. And can honestly say "Thanks" to myself on that post.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Never done this. And can honestly say "Thanks" to myself on that post.

you would be surprised how many girls get into that given the right situation

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

you would be surprised how many girls get into that given the right situation

(l)

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

(l)

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Damm, i just got zee groaned.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i love this thread.

you want it in the butt?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

you want it in the butt?

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[brodeisel 10+ year member]

No i dont want it in the butt. I just like how this thread is going. Its funny just reading every commit.

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

No i dont want it in the butt. I just like how this thread is going. Its funny just reading every commit.

Yeah, I would guess you would have to commit to falcon punching the hotpocket.

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Don't let this turn into a "size thread", LOL... That being said, I seen the best T-shirt the other day "Best 5 inches this side of the Mississippi".

Back on topic, to answer the the question as to why I was wearing a vibrating ring when PIIHB, why not? I figure it couldn't hurt and I know I don't mind how it feels! lol I am man enough to be honest, they are some what tight and they vibrate, the combination of the two numbs me up enough that I can just go ******* ape **** on her without worrying about being too expedient. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif none of that stop-go, thinking about baseball, trying to distract myself bullshit. It's nice to be able to **** someone and actually be able to pay attention to what you are doing. HaHaHa

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Don't let this turn into a "size thread", LOL... That being said, I seen the best T-shirt the other day "Best 5 inches this side of the Mississippi".
Back on topic, to answer the the question as to why I was wearing a vibrating ring when PIIHB, why not? I figure it couldn't hurt and I know I don't mind how it feels! lol I am man enough to be honest, they are some what tight and they vibrate, the combination of the two numbs me up enough that I can just go ******* ape **** on her without worrying about being too expedient. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif none of that stop-go, thinking about baseball, trying to distract myself bullshit. It's nice to be able to **** someone and actually be able to pay attention to what you are doing. HaHaHa

Try to think of those depressing "Adopt a Pet" before it's euthanized commercials instead of baseball. Unless you get off on that sort of stuff... Then, try thinking about using a tiny razor knife slowly methodically making small 1/4" cuts in your eyeballs until they have zebra-ish stripes... Guarantee

 

[slammedincouch 10+ year member]

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[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Try to think of those depressing "Adopt a Pet" before it's euthanized commercials instead of baseball. Unless you get off on that sort of stuff... Then, try thinking about using a tiny razor knife slowly methodically making small 1/4" cuts in your eyeballs until they have zebra-ish stripes... Guarantee

vibrating **** ring is all I need, I don't have to think about **** except the pretty little shaven **** laid out in front of me.

Side story:

The ***** was ***** in her *** whe she **** all over the ******* wall with a **** and then her **** looked like a *** with a ****** and a **** on the front of her *** between her ***** lips and then the dog cam in and ******** her ****. Then her sister showed up and started ******* my ***** and sticking her ****** on my **** while putting her finger in my *** and rubbing her ****. Not until I stuck my **** in her ** did her lil sister realize her **** was too ******* small to **** my **** with the ************ and it's ****!