Doing your girl in the butt

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Gentlemen, I am happy to report I was successful last night. Sorry I don't have any pictures to prove it, you'll just have to take my word for it. But not only did I get it in, but with a little pre-planning and a bit of a gameplan I was able to make it pretty good for her (she was howling, hehe), so I'm pretty sure I'll be getting it again in the future.

My biggest piece of advice is use the correct lube. This is realtalk here, that KY crap isn't good for much of anything. Pick up a tube of Astroglide GEL and don't be stingy with it. That hole is very absorbent so you have to apply a lot then reapply every so often to maintain the frictionless properties (and trust me, friction = bad).

Good luck gentlemen, I hope this thread inspires you to become butt-pirates yourselves, lulz

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

i enjoy doing your girl too........but I remember when she was tight

Yeah, I remember that to. No wonder it fell apart on me so fast

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Gentlemen, I am happy to report I was successful last night. Sorry I don't have any pictures to prove it, you'll just have to take my word for it. But not only did I get it in, but with a little pre-planning and a bit of a gameplan I was able to make it pretty good for her (she was howling, hehe), so I'm pretty sure I'll be getting it again in the future.

My biggest piece of advice is use the correct lube. This is realtalk here, that KY crap isn't good for much of anything. Pick up a tube of Astroglide GEL and don't be stingy with it. That hole is very absorbent so you have to apply a lot then reapply every so often to maintain the frictionless properties (and trust me, friction = bad).

Good luck gentlemen, I hope this thread inspires you to become butt-pirates yourselves, lulz

It took you that long and you had to use lube? awww Im sorry lol

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

It took you that long and you had to use lube? awww Im sorry lol

Had to take her slow man, gentlemen like.

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Had to take her slow man, gentlemen like.

Hahaha well now she will be hooked! Every girl I have taken it to has liked it after they loosened up

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Had to take her slow man, gentlemen like.

ya gotz to ease it in like a gentleman... its the only way:fyi:

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

ya gotz to ease it in like a gentleman... its the only way:fyi:

there are no gentlemen here

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

there are no gentlemen here

Are you saying a gentleman wouldn't treat his lady to a nice romantic dinner, movie, massage and then FAWK HER IN THE AZZ!!!!!?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

no ballz

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

ya gotz to ease it in like a gentleman... its the only way:fyi:

This is correct.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

no ballz

if you can get dem ballz in the azz and d1ck in the pvssy... then you are a true champion.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

no ballz

From going balls deep? Balls getting lost in the brown eye?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

From going balls deep? Balls getting lost in the brown eye?

yeah... I need that azz so tight it dont wanna let my nutz out

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

if you can get dem ballz in the azz and d1ck in the pvssy... then you are a true champion.

My nutz so snuggggg, azzhole wont let my ballz out!