Doing your girl in the butt

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Yea, whatever except for sex because you'll be stuck with coke dick.

beat it against a wall... Have her polish it off for like an hour... then you can jam a rubbery one in and pound on it till it gets hard!!!

 

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My nutz so snuggggg, azzhole wont let my ballz out!

flip ya dic around tone!!! flip it around tone!!! Freak dat b1tch tone!!!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

balls across the nose

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

this thread cursed me... 20+ times i've piihb and never had "an issue". Couple hours ago, I pull it out after i finish and she says "it smells like crap". Look down and yep, got the stink on me. Felt kind of bad cuz i quickly went to the shower and started scrubbing!! LOL

side note: if you've never tried a vibrating k0k ring from Trojan, i highly recommend giving it a shot!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

she likes Ass to mouth.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

this thread cursed me... 20+ times i've piihb and never had "an issue". Couple hours ago, I pull it out after i finish and she says "it smells like crap". Look down and yep, got the stink on me. Felt kind of bad cuz i quickly went to the shower and started scrubbing!! LOL
side note: if you've never tried a vibrating k0k ring from Trojan, i highly recommend giving it a shot!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I've tried those rings before and thought they sucked. Although I'm curious as to why you were using it for buttsex, isn't it meant to stimulate the clitoris? Anyway, I've only ever used one once and it was like a rubber ring with a small vibrating thing at the top. The problem was as I kept pumping the damn thing would rotate and the vibrator would fall to the bottom (180 degrees opposite of where it should be). Tips?

EDIT: I don't care what anyone says, clitoris is the medically defined name for that body part and it shouldn't be censored.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

I've tried those rings before and thought they sucked. Although I'm curious as to why you were using it for buttsex, isn't it meant to stimulate the clitoris? Anyway, I've only ever used one once and it was like a rubber ring with a small vibrating thing at the top. The problem was as I kept pumping the damn thing would rotate and the vibrator would fall to the bottom (180 degrees opposite of where it should be). Tips?

EDIT: I don't care what anyone says, clitoris is the medically defined name for that body part and it shouldn't be censored.

a bigger epeen would fix this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

a bigger epeen would fix this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I can't do anything about that brah //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Wait, a bigger epeen or a bigger regular peen? lol

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

both

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

both

Well I can always make my epeen bigger, that's priority number 1. I don't know about the other one though, that's kind of out my control. Although I did see this movie once where this guy (Jack Black IIRC) hung weights from his dong in an effort to make it longer...

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Well I can always make my epeen bigger, that's priority number 1. I don't know about the other one though, that's kind of out my control. Although I did see this movie once where this guy (Jack Black IIRC) hung weights from his dong in an effort to make it longer...

there is a surgery that can gain you a cpuple extra inches. LOL they cut the suspension tendon dealios at the base. Gets you some extra length but then you bone just kinda hangs there. The weight thing is suppose to stretch those tendons and thus, gain you a little more.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

there is a surgery that can gain you a cpuple extra inches. LOL they cut the suspension tendon dealios at the base. Gets you some extra length but then you bone just kinda hangs there. The weight thing is suppose to stretch those tendons and thus, gain you a little more.

And for an extra $2999.99 you can have GIRTH!!!.

A simple procedure were they cut some fat out of your azz and inject it in your peen

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

i love this thread.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

i love this thread.

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[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

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With a thread name like that I wouldn't keep my mouth hanging open too long....

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

I get plenty of emails on the subject. I'm completely satisfied with my size, but most women aren't win/lose?