Doing your girl in the butt

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I'm horny bros, someone send me a girl.

know of a 400 pound bitch at work. she also looks like she has downs

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

just put it in her butt yesterday

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

know of a 400 pound bitch at work. she also looks like she has downs

just put it in her butt yesterday

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[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

uhg!!!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

will try to get some 4th of july buttlovin tomorrow

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

will try to get some 4th of july buttlovin tomorrow

use a bottle rocket to get the mood right. Thats what the Chinese do:fyi:

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

use a bottle rocket to get the mood right. Thats what the Chinese do:fyi:

so shooting fireworks out of the girls pooper works? gets her in the mood?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

so shooting fireworks out of the girls pooper works? gets her in the mood?

no... you have to point them the other way:fyi:

roman candles work the best

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

no... you have to point them the other way:fyi:
roman candles work the best

very nice, also the 6 ball or the nine ball candle?

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

My girl was freakin out about how long sperm live cause she has to take the ring out and I blew one in her for the 4th of july

so I looked this up for her....

How long do sperm live after ejaculation?

Answer

from Roger W. Harms, M.D.

The life span of sperm after ejaculation depends on the environmental conditions. Sperm ********** into a woman's ****** can live in a woman's reproductive tract for up to five days or perhaps even longer. Fertilization is possible as long as the sperm remain alive. Sperm ********** outside the body may survive only minutes to a few hours.

My solution.... take it in the butt next time and you won't have to worry about such things like how long me swimmers swim

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

yummy

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

yep^

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Damn

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Damn

you knew it would happen lutz

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

you knew it would happen lutz

happened? what happened?

where did the noodz go???

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