deer problem

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

IEDs

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Put up a chickenwire fence?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Put up a chickenwire fence?

That will never work you idiot, he has a deer problem, not a chicken problem. Jackass

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

What has worked for me is learning how to hide somewhere when you know the deer is going to be coming to munch on your veggies. Thankfully we have a couple huge rose bushes next to the garden so it was pretty easy, you could always get one of

also and just sit and chill in it next to the garden until the deer comes looking for something to eat.
Now you have to remember deers are quite smart creatures and will run at even the smallest sound so it may be best to practice a few times before actually putting the plan into play.

The best time to do this is during the evening when it is starting to get dark out due to low light you will 'stick out' less than you would in the middle of the day. So you sit there waiting for the deer to come and when you see him coming just make sure you sit still and keep cool until the deer is comfortable and chewing on some radishes or some shit.

The first plan of action is making sure you stand up/come from behind the bush without the deer noticing then quickly walk up behind it and just start fucking it in the *** like it was some hot 18 year old **** star while holding on to its hips as tight as possible to allow for maximum penetration. You may get kicked a few times in the process but I can guarantee that this does indeed work and the deer will just be like wtfbbq? and will never come back to fuck with your garden again.

Please let us know how it turns out.

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Make me some deer burgers, deer chili, summer sausage.
AW i want some so bad

**** you

now im hungry

I want some deer stew

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

a 12 gauge will do the trick.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Hair.
Get hair and spread it around the garden.

The deer will leave it be.

This

I grew up working on a grape vineyard/winery in Upstate NY (Finger lakes) every summer. Every other week we would get two bags of leftover hair from the local barber and put them into panty hose. Every 50 yards we would tie the hairballs to the grape vine line. The scent of humans actually deterred the deer from entering the property.

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

plow under the garden and get your veggies from the store like everyone else

 

[M Cook 10+ year member]

hey i was wondering if there is a way to keep deer away from my house with out shooting them....they keep coming up and eating my dads garden....so he wanted me to see if i could find a way to keep the away lol

We have a few chairs sitting out in the garden. Every few days move them around, and the deer won't go near it. They know people have been there..

plow under the garden and get your veggies from the store like everyone else

All aboard the FAIL boat?

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

We have a few chairs sitting out in the garden. Every few days move them around, and the deer won't go near it. They know people have been there..



All aboard the FAIL boat?

fail boat?...wtf...like your idea is any better. what, are the deer in north carolina, blind? moving chairs around every few days does what? they stumble over them and fall down because they weren't there a few days ago?

 

[M Cook 10+ year member]

fail boat?...wtf...like your idea is any better. what, are the deer in north carolina, blind? moving chairs around every few days does what? they stumble over them and fall down because they weren't there a few days ago?

Funny post.

Umm...they deer smell the people scent on the chairs, and they realize there are people around because the chairs...Trust me, it works.

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

Trip wires attached to multiple lbs of Semtex.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Deer grow accustomed to human scent in areas near human inhabitance.

 

[DNick454 10+ year member]

Bring the car around to the back and start slammin some jeezy.

 

[DNick454 10+ year member]

a 12 gauge will do the trick.

I don't know if 12 gauge wire can carry enough electrical current to actually... oh:crap:

nevermind... different approach