DD audio's marketing "baffle 'em with bullsh!t"

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

DD Audio: Mobile Audio | Woofers | Z Series | DD Audio

Can anyone get through reading this tripe without laughter or a facepalm? The thing that pisses me off the most is that it's a really good product and if they just had some honest descriptions and TS parameters the things would still sell based on proven performance.

This trash looks like some freshment marketing student who knew nothing about audio got mauled up by a wild thesaurus. IMHO someone needs to be arrested for assault and battery on common sense and the English language.

Question to DD owners, do you feel somewhat insulted that this is what that company thinks will appeal to it's customers?

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[TeamElite-Mike 10+ year member]

Who care what it says, if you know what that sub is to start with you don't need to know what they say about it.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

pinochle =/= pinnacle. lots of grammar and typos... you'd think they would at least proof read.

 

[FineLinePimpin 10+ year member]

yeah i read that last week and i seriously thought most of the description was an April fools joke...i guess it wasnt.

 

[BigSix 10+ year member]

ah how I miss my 9515 g's........

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

ah how I miss my 9515 g's........

I dont....

 

[NutHugger 10+ year member]

uhhh it's the Z series ONLY. All other woofers have everything you could want. The Z doesn't have it because if you have to ask you have no business running it.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

That was ........interesting,maybe, I guess,........no I want that 5 min of my life back.

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

The description for the Z is meant to be a huge joke. If you seriously didn't get that when you read it then you must live a very bland life...

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

i want a pair

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

The description for the Z is meant to be a huge joke. If you seriously didn't get that when you read it then you must live a very bland life...

married two kids, yea bland pretty much sums it up!

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

married two kids, yea bland pretty much sums it up!

Nuff said

 

[wenn_du_weinst 10+ year member]

the z doesn't have specs because they would be useless, and it's custom built around you.

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

Looks like whoever wrote that wrote it in a language for all the nuthuggin forum trolls could grasp. Apparently it appears to be working, pretty effective marketing if you ask me.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

I dont....

I lol'd.