ok, quick trip report from last night:
went back to country bar with hot blonde. it was ladies night, and they were giving line dancing lessons. sad i know. dance floor was filled with grandmas. there was one old dude out there. he was epically uncoordinated. get there around 8 after drinking 3 grape smirdoffs on the way down. hot blonde orders something called a tight pussy. i make a smartass comment and end up ordering one too without realizing it. it wasnt bad though. after that im drinking beer and she has about 3 more of those. in my buzzed state i learned how to 2-step in about 5 minutes. around 11 the bootie music started and it got wild in there. around 11:30 hot blonde passes out and i have to carry her to the car. why is it that anytime people see a dude with an unconscience chick they assume he is going to bang her? i was getting pats on the back, and cheers as i carried her out. WTF??
anyway it was pretty crunk to say the least.