Coolest system aftermath?

I bumped so hard that Chuck Norris stopped as he was walking by and said "Daaaayum".

True story!

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I bumped so hard that Chuck Norris stopped as he was walking by and said "Daaaayum".True story!

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i can abort babies in my passenger seat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

here's a fun trick with mine. anytime i go up to a 7/11 or citgo and park anywhere in front of the building (this has worked even like 6 spots down away from the doors). directly above the doors to go inside there's the little ceiling lip that sticks out 4 or 5 feet before it does a 90 degree turn up and thats where the big citgo logo for the building is. the little lip is a bunch of long thin metal sheets that resemble big blinds on ur windows, just laying flat in place kind of lik ethe cork/cardboard/drywall sheets you see in office building ceilings that sit in place held up at thier borders........ well from 6 spots down these will jump, not just move, but move violently //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif. so much that one time one fell out of place and hit the ground. from 4 spots away i managed to rattle a lighter off the top of a trash can at the same 7/11 (my boy works there and we do this when no customers are there).

at a friends house middle of the day on a saturday, he insists i blast it for his friends....within a minute and 30 seconds there were about 5 differant nieghbors from 3 differant houses from down the street to the end of the block all coming out at the same time telling us to cut it...

i've also made the plastic windows on a jeep wrangler flex from 3 cars over when i felt like being a dick and blasting at a stop light. .....good times.....

 
when i crank it the birds scatter and some of em drop dead.

i was in traffic in the lincoln tunnel the other day and i cranked it and water started dripping on my car from a fresh crack up top

i got pulled over and the cop comes up to the car with an attitude so I crank it and he went flying back like 20 feet slo-mo backflip and landed on his head. Looked like he wasnt gettin up so I rolled ouT!

anyone see the stupid dodge nitro commercial w/ the parking spot?

 
when i crank it the birds scatter and some of em drop dead.i was in traffic in the lincoln tunnel the other day and i cranked it and water started dripping on my car from a fresh crack up top

i got pulled over and the cop comes up to the car with an attitude so I crank it and he went flying back like 20 feet slo-mo backflip and landed on his head. Looked like he wasnt gettin up so I rolled ouT!

anyone see the stupid dodge nitro commercial w/ the parking spot?
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**** i want stories like that lol

i went to visit a girl once and bumped on her street. her neighbor came out and stared at me the whole time and her mom said "what can make so much bass?"

and then the other day i was behind a girl in school bumpin and she told me later 'you shook my entire car"

and another said "i had my windows up with music on and my car shook and is till heard you"

i wanna shake shit off walls.

no tickets tho.

 
I don't have too many stories except everytime i leave school everybody stares at my car until I turn down another road. I also like shutting people up that told me it wouldn't get loud and I should have gotten some w7s.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 
I just put my 2 15s in my car a couple days ago....I was infront of my friends trailor this evening and his mom came out and told me I was knockin stuff off the shelves and pictures.

 
when i crank it the birds scatter and some of em drop dead.i was in traffic in the lincoln tunnel the other day and i cranked it and water started dripping on my car from a fresh crack up top

i got pulled over and the cop comes up to the car with an attitude so I crank it and he went flying back like 20 feet slo-mo backflip and landed on his head. Looked like he wasnt gettin up so I rolled ouT!

anyone see the stupid dodge nitro commercial w/ the parking spot?
Birds die all the time when i turn my bass up.

 
The best for me is when I pick people up, I'll put it on full tilt and mute it. I'll start driving down the road talking with them, and just when they're in the middle of saying something, I take the mute off.

Seeing the shocked *** look on thier face...Priceless

 
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