Cool Cop storys

my best cool cop story...

got pulled over new years day becuase my insepection was over due and now the wrong color (new year). had an open 12 pack of bud bottles on the front seat, like 4 left in it or something. didnt have my insurance papers on me. cop asked to see the case of beer, asked if any had been opened today, gave them back and let me go with a warning. and i was under 21

 
One time I got pulled over on 494. The cop jumped a median and pulled me over on a offramp. He cut off 2 cars and almost got in an accident. He said I accelerated up the offramp, HAHAHA, no idea how he figured that since he was underneith me and ahead of me. Yelling at me and sh*t. Tell him I am running to another jobsite. He's a dick and saying wtf, why would I drive 75 on the offramp.
He comes back to my car, throws the license in through my open window, says your're lucky I wanted to give you a ticket you little ****, but I have to respond to an emergency call. I say CYAZ.

Yeah me and cops don't really get along.
Bloomington PD?

 
The end of last semester, my friends and I went out to this park at about 11 at night. It's a really cool place where you can sit on this bigass rock and overlook the White River. It was a nice night... chilly and clear, and we were all out there with cigars and pipes, chilling, bringing an end to the semester. Good times. So, we see a car come into the park (about 200 yards away, through some trees) and we didn't sweat it, because people go there and *** it up all the time.

Well, the car stops behind mine, and the dreaded a-pillar light comes on. The cop gets out of the car and starts looking through the windows of my van with his maglight. Well, we figured the cop would see that no one was having *** in my car and move along. Instead, 2 more cop cars show up. Shit. So, I figure it's in our best interest to just go introduce ourselves.

Well, we walk over to the cops, and the first thing they say is "Y'all been smoking pot? I smell it reeeeeaaaaallly strong." I show them my pipe, and that I've only been smoking tobacco, as do a few other friends. Once they realized we hadn't been smoking pot, they asked if we were students, and we said yes. "Well then why couldn't you read the sign that says the park closes at dark?" I said "Well, we may be illiterate, but we're not dumb enough to go smoke pot out here."

They got a good laugh out of it, and had pretty well figured out we were just out there chilling. So, we spent another 10 minutes or so just kickin it with the cops. We were talkin to em about where we were from and what we were going to do over the break. They told us what they got their kids for Christmas and stuff. It was pretty cool cuz we just hung out with cops.

They just told us to leave, because the park was closed.

 
The end of last semester, my friends and I went out to this park at about 11 at night. It's a really cool place where you can sit on this bigass rock and overlook the White River. It was a nice night... chilly and clear, and we were all out there with cigars and pipes, chilling, bringing an end to the semester. Good times. So, we see a car come into the park (about 200 yards away, through some trees) and we didn't sweat it, because people go there and *** it up all the time.
Well, the car stops behind mine, and the dreaded a-pillar light comes on. The cop gets out of the car and starts looking through the windows of my van with his maglight. Well, we figured the cop would see that no one was having *** in my car and move along. Instead, 2 more cop cars show up. Shit. So, I figure it's in our best interest to just go introduce ourselves.

Well, we walk over to the cops, and the first thing they say is "Y'all been smoking pot? I smell it reeeeeaaaaallly strong." I show them my pipe, and that I've only been smoking tobacco, as do a few other friends. Once they realized we hadn't been smoking pot, they asked if we were students, and we said yes. "Well then why couldn't you read the sign that says the park closes at dark?" I said "Well, we may be illiterate, but we're not dumb enough to go smoke pot out here."

They got a good laugh out of it, and had pretty well figured out we were just out there chilling. So, we spent another 10 minutes or so just kickin it with the cops. We were talkin to em about where we were from and what we were going to do over the break. They told us what they got their kids for Christmas and stuff. It was pretty cool cuz we just hung out with cops.

They just told us to leave, because the park was closed.

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I wish there like that around in San Luis Obispo.

 
this isn't a very good story, but then again I haven't had much trouble with the cops at all.

Anyway, I'm going home from school, going along this shitty *** road (potholes, all sorts of shit everywhere, it just sucks) and I'm going the speed limit (which is 30 mph)

All of the sudden, I see one of my friends behind me (he drives a GTI.. I drive a cavalier. Guess which is faster). So to piss him off, I drop down to 20, and he gets pissed.

He swerves around to pass me, and I floor it (since my car is slow) so he passes me at about 35-40 ish, and he continues to speed up, as do i.

All of the sudden, he SLAMS on the breaks, and being a wet day and me tailgaiting him, my first reaction is WTF I'm going to hit you!

Little did I know that his radar detector was going off like crazy and then I see the cop.

He pulls off to the side, and I'm going about 10-15mph, and the cop almost cuts me off, so i stop and let him drive off to the side of the road. The whole time he is glaring at me.

I drive away, and my friend got slapped with reckless driving. 4,000 dollars in legal fees and ticket fees, along with his license being suspended for 6 months.

I talk to my friend after he gets the ticket, and since I was so close behind him, the cop couldn't radar me and I didn't get anything.

 
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