Cool Cop storys

[Techchild 10+ year member]

Any one got any.

Heres mine.

At my school there are two parking lots. One were people park and the other is empty and set up for drivers ed and has a little cone race course set up.

Well during break tonight me and a friend decided to jump in my car and take a lap thru the drivers ed course. We never whent over 20mph. Well the principal has this little assistent now that is always watching us. We didn't notice her but when we finished are lap and whent to park the car she walked over to my car and while I was opening the door she slammed it back in. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif she said

"STAY IN THE CAR THE POLICE ARE COMING TO GIVE YOU A TICKET!" well I was like what ever. So I took my licence and insurance out and he comes over and she says I was going abought 60 mph and on the corners two of my wheels were coming off the ground. (lol she must be retarded) Well the cop sends her away and tells my friend to get out of the car. He told me that I should walk with him to the office. On the way he said I'm not going to give you a ticket because I didn't see it. When I left that night he pulled me over and told me he actually did see it and complemented me on my driving. lol

Any one else got some cool cop storys?

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[myjaja 10+ year member]

wow, that's funny.. That's a cool cop. But its probably some school cop which cant do anything.

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

wow, that's funny.. That's a cool cop. But its probably some school cop which cant do anything.

Lots and lots of places the city actually places their own officers at the schools now, so they can do plenty.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Our school cops were just like city cops, gun and everything //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I have had a lot of run-ins with rent-a-cops and one fat one in the projects we used to throw food at like small powdered donuts at and then run from him, sometimes just keep running in circles just to watch him have to stop and run out of breath //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I don't really have a problem with rent a cops because most of them are just trying to make a living like everyone else but the academy rejects who think they are tough shit are the ones I like to mess around with.

Sad to think throwing a powdered donut at an overweight rent-a-cop would probably get you an A&B on your record now a days.

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Any one else got some cool cop storys?

Lots of em......my favorite one is when I was younger being an idiot and I threw an empty wendys cup out the window of my car. It smacked into the headlight of this yukon, which decided to try and follow me. I figured it was some crazy *** so my friend told me to try and get to the nearby highway to out run him. I broke several traffic laws in a dash to m59, cutting through parking lots, busting it sideways into the left turn lane, passing cars left and right, on one side of the should to the other, over 100mph. Then I pass this road which is a good 10 miles down, it was were a local pd department was located. Not right on the road but down it, and there were two cops waiting for me, which pulled out and pulled me over. Guns drawn they surrounded my car and ripped us out, was quite terrifying actually since we had drugs in the car which had just been used. Anywho is turned out the car the cup hit was a cop on his way to work at that very same pd department.

Pwnd

^ Not really a cool cop at all though, but he broke almost every law I did since he wasnt on duty, I ended up only getting charged for disorderly conduct, which was then dropped to throwing an object out of a moving vehicle. Thats a very very short version of the story since I dont want to type anymore

 

[JCANTONE 10+ year member]

When I was in high school 1 of the cops was a actual out in the field arresting *****ez and what not kinda cop, til he hit a pedestrian in a crosswalk and killed her.....now he ****es with little jits everyday, wonder how he feels about it....

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

last winter i slid off the road because i was trying to put my seatbelt on WHILE i was driving and the roads were snowy

called a tow truck, but since it was the highway he had to call a cop. cop comes and asks if i was drinking and i say yes.

gives me a breath test and i fail with a .11, but he says if i get a ride with the tow truck guy i can go, just have to wait for the tow truck to pull me out

well i had shorts on, i was drinking and it was **** cold so after about 15 minutes i couldnt hold it anymore. i went up to the cop car and asked him if it would be cool if i took a leak behind the tow truck, he said cool as long as i dont see you

took a leak, got a ride home, left my house and went out to the bar i was originally trying to get to

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

last winter i slid off the road because i was trying to put my seatbelt on WHILE i was driving and the roads were snowy
called a tow truck, but since it was the highway he had to call a cop. cop comes and asks if i was drinking and i say yes.

gives me a breath test and i fail with a .11, but he says if i get a ride with the tow truck guy i can go, just have to wait for the tow truck to pull me out

well i had shorts on, i was drinking and it was **** cold so after about 15 minutes i couldnt hold it anymore. i went up to the cop car and asked him if it would be cool if i took a leak behind the tow truck, he said cool as long as i dont see you

took a leak, got a ride home, left my house and went out to the bar i was originally trying to get to

HAHAHA thats the best!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

another time years ago i got pulled over again after drinking

was asked if i was drinking, said yes, cop takes my license goes back to HER car. 5 minutes later brings back my license, hands it to me and without saying anything goes to her car and leaves

i sat there for a little while wondering WTF and eventually said screw it and took the back roads home

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

another time years ago i got pulled over again after drinking
was asked if i was drinking, said yes, cop takes my license goes back to HER car. 5 minutes later brings back my license, hands it to me and without saying anything goes to her car and leaves

i sat there for a little while wondering WTF and eventually said screw it and took the back roads home

reminds me of something like on super troopers lol

"candybarrrs"

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

another time years ago i got pulled over again after drinking
was asked if i was drinking, said yes, cop takes my license goes back to HER car. 5 minutes later brings back my license, hands it to me and without saying anything goes to her car and leaves

i sat there for a little while wondering WTF and eventually said screw it and took the back roads home

HAHA //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i dont drink and drive anymore, i feel my luck has run out on that

been pulled over at least 5 times after drinking, only breath tested 2 of those times, but failed both times with a .11 and was still let go

only had to pass one sobriety test and i am not sure how i did that other than i was still young and my balance was good enough to walk a straight line

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Yeah drinking and driving ftl

I cant talk much though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I got alot of stories about cops, most of them were dicks but ended up letting me go without tickets or anything even with no license being passed curfew and all that shit. I think they just wanted to **** with me. I had weed but they never found it and they treated us like shit.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

another time years ago i got pulled over again after drinking
was asked if i was drinking, said yes, cop takes my license goes back to HER car. 5 minutes later brings back my license, hands it to me and without saying anything goes to her car and leaves

i sat there for a little while wondering WTF and eventually said screw it and took the back roads home

was she hot?