Cool Cop storys

[ToxicBanana 10+ year member]

Bad story.

USA

Wake up to a car with both right side windows broken and my sound system gone, call cops and they lol'ed at me and told me the best way not to get your stereo stolen was to not own one WTF.

Anyways driving to work soon after the cop leaves and I get pulled from another cop for going 4mph over the 65mph speed limit.

I got hit with driving over the speed limit, no proof of insurance and no proof of registration, I am trying to explain to him while showing him the police report that my car just got everything stolen from it no more then a few hours ago. He could care less.

Judge was cool and dropped everything. But they day of the incident sucked ***.

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Good story.

In Mexico I get pulled over and busted for forgery on the cars permits, pretty much photo shopped the permit from one car to another, happen to have no drivers license on me, I was under age and I had alcohol in the car.

The don't send me to jail but give me a $9000mx ($900usd ticket) (they take your car as insurance that you will pay) while I went over to pay for it the guy is having trouble with his computer, I spent about 30 minutes fixing it (was some virus that would reboot you pc every 60 seconds), once fixed he dropped and charges and bought me a burger, This all happened in under 2 hours, from ticket to dinner.

Oh yeah, and when we picked up the car, there was no more booze. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif the cops drank it I guess.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

When I was 16, I had been out of town about 2.5 hours away at a football game. The game had several rain delays, so we didn't head back home till around 12:00. The bus got back to the highschool around 3:00AM, and I live on the opposite side of town from the school. We played our JV games on thursday nights, so it was 3:00AM on a Thursday night.

I had just gotten my truck, was young and stupid, and decided to just haul *** home since it was late, in a small town, on a fairly deserted road (at least, deserted at 3:00AM on a Thursday). Needless to say, I got pulled over going 95 (Truck has a governor (sp?) at 98mph) by a cop who was obviously a rookie. I was only a quarter mile away from my turn-off. The cop said it took him nearly two miles to catch up to me. He was very cool about the whole deal, after I explained I'd been at a football game and wasn't some drunk. Well, it turns out when I had walked from the locker room to my truck, my wallet fell out of my jeans (I had athletic shorts on and was carrying my jeans in my arms). So, I didn't have my drivers license.

At this point, two more police cars have joined him, and I can see several more in the area. He made me get out of the truck, give him my keys, and stand by his vehicle. I was convinced I was going to jail. I knew my DL number, and he called it in to check for warrants and the like. Well, the guy ends up giving me a ticket for Failure to Display Driver's License, and never even mentions the speeding part. I went down to the courthouse the next day and showed them my license and everything was dismissed. To this day, I don't know if in the excitement of the moment the rookie cop simply forgot to write the ticket or was just one cool mother ****er.

I live in west texas, in a VERY football oriented town (same town as Friday Night Lights), so I think the whole headed home from a football game was my savior.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

I have found since living in what are nearly purely college towns (first Denton, TX then Lubbock, TX) that as long as you aren't driving while drinking/intoxicated or belligerently drunk that cops are pretty cool. I've been busted at countless parties where they just make everyone leave, or tell us to turn the music down. Never any tickets in the 5 or so parties I've been at that have been busted.

Me and some friends were at a hot tub in our apartment drinking some beers after a flag football game. Half of us were underage, the other half were of age. Cop shows up, finds us drinking (violation of the apartment rules as well as of the law), just bullshits with us a bit, makes us pour out ONLY the opened beers, and tells us to be careful, not to drive, and to have a good night.

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

When I was 17 I had an 82 Dodge Aries with a actual plastic steering wheel and living in Orlando that ***** would get hot as **** in the weather. I was pulling out of my housing area and put my hand on the top of the wheel just as two cops were driving by. I guess they saw me waving my hand from the pain of the hot *** steering wheel, cause about 1/2 mile down the road I saw lights behind me.

So I pulled over and gave the cop my license and reg and he asks me, with a big grin on his face, where the weed is....I'm like WTF, since I didn't **** with anything at the time. He says I saw you trying to fan the smoke out when we passed by. I said no you saw me in pain from this hot steering wheel. So he went back to his car and ran my DL, while this is going on a cop on a bicycle either was called over or just was riding by IDK, and asks my the same question about where the weeds at. So after about 10 mins he comes back and hands me my license and takes off, you can tell he was pissed...

Another time I was just drivin minding my own and get pulled over, I'm like WTF did I do now...I don't pullover into a store or anything I stopped in the center turn lane of a 5 lane road. They ask me to step out of the car and when I do they have there guns ****in drawn on me....I'm about to shit bricks, hell I was 16/17 at the time. They come over and pat me down then ask me where I got the stolen car from. I'm like huh, this is my car. They say well how come your plates hanging down like it was just put on there. I walk to the back of the car and my **** license plate is only hanging by one bolt. They run my license and plate and tell me to get it fixed cause thats how it looks when its stolen..

 

[Techchild 10+ year member]

What school do you go to?

chamberlin night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Go Chiefs

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

The first time I ever got pulled over, I was trying to turn left off of the highway onto a moderately busy road. I'd been sitting there for a few minutes, because traffic wouldn't let up, and there was no traffic light, so when the next chance came to go, I took it.
Problem is, this gap was in front of a cop and he pulled me over.

So, he asks my my license and insurance, and takes a look at em, and gives em back. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because I turned out in front of you." "Yeah, I had the right of way... What's that you've got in the back?" "I've got a pair of 12's." "Sweet, dude! Crank em up!" So I cranked em, he said sweet, and told me to take it easy.

thats ****ing crazy. was that in searcy??

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

chamberlin night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gifGo Chiefs

I went to King just as bad if not worse

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

One time I got pulled over on 494. The cop jumped a median and pulled me over on a offramp. He cut off 2 cars and almost got in an accident. He said I accelerated up the offramp, HAHAHA, no idea how he figured that since he was underneith me and ahead of me. Yelling at me and sh*t. Tell him I am running to another jobsite. He's a dick and saying wtf, why would I drive 75 on the offramp.

He comes back to my car, throws the license in through my open window, says your're lucky I wanted to give you a ticket you little ****, but I have to respond to an emergency call. I say CYAZ.

Yeah me and cops don't really get along.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

thats ****ing crazy. was that in searcy??

no, it was in jax

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Another time, I was driving from Searcy to Memphis, which is a 2-hour, never ending drive on a long *** 2-lane winding road. Well, the speed limit is 55, and I was doing like 67. What can I say, it's a long, empty road and everyone speeds. Well, a cop going the other direction sees me, and pulls a u-turn and turns his lights on, and I know he's after me, so by the time he's getting up to speed, I'm already pulled over.

So, he comes up to my car, and asks the obligatory "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Yeah, I was speeding." "Well, the cops on this road tend to get a bit touchy past 10 over... so just watch your speed. Welcome to Arkansas." And he turn around and left.

 

[JLa Obsessed 10+ year member]

no, it was in jax

jax ftw!! That's where my story happened (pg2) jso are pretty chill IMO

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

JSO is pretty cool, but don't fuq with the state patrol lol.

 

[Andjk62 10+ year member]

Me and my friend were coming back from IU in Indiana, its about 45-60 minutes from home...We're coming back around 9:00 at night, and we see this tinted out, brand new Yukon with black rims and everything, SO TIGHT... Well we didnt know it was, but i was either a cop or a detective or something, we passed it, it passed us, we passed it, and this went on for a while now...All of this while our system was BUMPIN'....finally i guess it got fed up with our reckless driving and it came up next to us, flashed his ID to us from inside his car, we slow down because were scared as crap, and then he pulls ahead and flashes his lights for 2 seconds?!?!?!?! CLOSE CALL...30 minutes later, this car is tailing us were going about 95-100 mph, and we decide to change lanes..it follows us for about over 3 or 4 lanes, and then it pulls up beside us, and pulls ahead, and flashes its lights again?!??!! We had no idea that cops drove dark red, tinted out yukons with black rims, and we were SO LUCKY not to be pulled over for reckless driving and speeding....IT was SO TIGHT THO!!!!!!

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

Oh man I got a million of these stories, I've gotten pulled over so many times hahaha

Just had gotten a new 6 banger mustang (eww i know) approx 19 yrs old. Come to a four way stop and my friend tells me to break it loose. I make a left and get it completely sideways only too see that theres a cop standing on the side of the road! He WALKS into the street, points, and motions me to pull over.

I had just gotten my windows tinted and didn't want to put down the window for fear of wrinkling the tint. Well, he shines the flashlight in and tells me to "OPEN THE F'N WINDOW!." I finally put it down and I tell him "I'm not used to the clutch it's a new car" and he's like "Don't give me that bs!" and proceeds to rip me a new one. Says he doesn't want to pull me off a telephone pole at some later date. Then he says "Now get the F' out of here and if I see you again I'm gonna tow your car for reckless!"

hahahah

PS. THe tint was fine! woot!