Cool Cop storys

I hate almost all cops, since almost all of them are lazy bastards that have the job for the perks. And they dont give a fock about doing any good. There are honest, good cops out there though, as much as I hate to say it. But its like finding a needle in a haystack

 
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i dunno i was too drunk to see straight, that wasnt a .11 night, that was more like a .15-.18 night

i was young and at that time i actually drove safer when i was drunk because i didnt drive 15+ over the limit at all times and i obeyed traffic signs

 
The first time I ever got pulled over, I was trying to turn left off of the highway onto a moderately busy road. I'd been sitting there for a few minutes, because traffic wouldn't let up, and there was no traffic light, so when the next chance came to go, I took it.

Problem is, this gap was in front of a cop and he pulled me over.

So, he asks my my license and insurance, and takes a look at em, and gives em back. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because I turned out in front of you." "Yeah, I had the right of way... What's that you've got in the back?" "I've got a pair of 12's." "Sweet, dude! Crank em up!" So I cranked em, he said sweet, and told me to take it easy.

 
My friends and I were smoking in a fenced off road, that was to be a housing development, about 6 miles from anything. In Scripps Ranch, San Diego thats pretty remote. So we smoked at around 2:00 am and were just finished. So when we were done, we were moving the fence back to block the entrance when a cop just drove by. And he just drove by us for a while until he pulled the ultimate super troopers and hauled in reverse to cut us off. He didn't have to do much because we thought by standing still he might not see us.

Well he gives the usual lines here and there and then finally says, "I can get you for DUI", because our eyes were blood shot, "and take your car away." He gave me the option of getting back into the car and getting arrested after a car chase or just walking home. Well we chose the 10 mile walk. While walking back he would follow us at a distance going about 1 mph then just speed like crazy past us. 5 minutes later we would walk past his car. He would then fire up the engine and try to do burnouts and just revving like mad and then drive in reverse back into nothingness and then come back.

Finally he told us to get into the car and he gave us a ride back. All he could do was just chuckle and tell us if we want to smoke to just do it at home and and use some eye drops next time because he liked trying to figure out if kids where high or not the hard way. Made us laugh a little.

Cool guy in my books. He answered a call when my friend's, which was with me at the first encounter, sister's ex boyfriend was stalking her and trying to force himself into their house.

 
My friends and I were smoking in a fenced off road, that was to be a housing development, about 6 miles from anything. In Scripps Ranch, San Diego thats pretty remote. So we smoked at around 2:00 am and were just finished. So when we were done, we were moving the fence back to block the entrance when a cop just drove by. And he just drove by us for a while until he pulled the ultimate super troopers and hauled in reverse to cut us off. He didn't have to do much because we thought by standing still he might not see us.
Well he gives the usual lines here and there and then finally says, "I can get you for DUI", because our eyes were blood shot, "and take your car away." He gave me the option of getting back into the car and getting arrested after a car chase or just walking home. Well we chose the 10 mile walk. While walking back he would follow us at a distance going about 1 mph then just speed like crazy past us. 5 minutes later we would walk past his car. He would then fire up the engine and try to do burnouts and just revving like mad and then drive in reverse back into nothingness and then come back.

Finally he told us to get into the car and he gave us a ride back. All he could do was just chuckle and tell us if we want to smoke to just do it at home and and use some eye drops next time because he liked trying to figure out if kids where high or not the hard way. Made us laugh a little.

Cool guy in my books. He answered a call when my friend's, which was with me at the first encounter, sister's ex boyfriend was stalking her and trying to force himself into their house.
Sure you werent so high that you thought super troopers was happening to you lol

 
okay so I have a few but this is my favorite one. Friends and I are bored as hell on a Friday night and we end up going to this party out in the woods at about 11:30. This is after a few hours of pre-gaming. About six of my other friends and me are jam packed into my friend danielles qx56. We finally get to the party out in the woods and I see a helicopter in the distance and go "hey look police helicopter!" just ****ing around. Little did we know it actualy was and it was sent out to break up the party we were trying to go to. So its basically spot lighting us in an open field and my friend danielle goes "holy shit WTF do we do!?" as about 30 cars come tearing around the corner trying to get out. So I'm like let's get the **** outta here and we pile back in. So were escaping the woods through a little like pass and the chopper is STILL spot lighting us and was even taking pictures of her car. So we drive as quickly and legaly as we can dumping beers headed for the highway. The choppers follows us until we hit the onramp where a cruiser finally inyercepted us. Cop gets out and says "that's private property find a new place to party" and just took off.

I would say since we got busted for nothing defintely the most fun I've ever had involving cops being spot lighted by a chopper for about a mile on open road with other people in shock and awe.

 
I was cruising around bumping irresponsibly and we leave this park and turn on this road that leads to a busier one, all this time we were blaring music and my friend in the back seat was blazed out of his mind so he was dancing all around (in his seat with seatbelt on) I get to the stoplight and look in my rearview. There is a cop right behind me, I go HOLY SHIT and turn down the music and my friend put his cig out in the carpet (he was only 17).

Light turns green and I turn and the cop is right behind me, i'm just about scared shitless, and then lo and behold he turns on his lights. I turn right into the nearest parking lot (I was in the left lane) and stop.

He walks over and asks for license, registration and insurance. I give him it, he looks it over and says I only have the temporary registration with me(I had no idea so I asked him questions about it and said I would get the "final" one asap.)

He goes back to his car for like 5 mins and the whole time i'm just going shit shit shit shit.

He finally comes back with all my info and says "I could be a dick and give you a 97$ ticket, but i'm not. How about you just try and keep it down."

He gave me a written warning though from the Salem PD just for his records but he said it was not going on my record.

I said okay thankyou have a good one and took off.

 
Any one got any.
Heres mine.

At my school there are two parking lots. One were people park and the other is empty and set up for drivers ed and has a little cone race course set up.

Well during break tonight me and a friend decided to jump in my car and take a lap thru the drivers ed course. We never whent over 20mph. Well the principal has this little assistent now that is always watching us. We didn't notice her but when we finished are lap and whent to park the car she walked over to my car and while I was opening the door she slammed it back in. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif she said

"STAY IN THE CAR THE POLICE ARE COMING TO GIVE YOU A TICKET!" well I was like what ever. So I took my licence and insurance out and he comes over and she says I was going abought 60 mph and on the corners two of my wheels were coming off the ground. (lol she must be retarded) Well the cop sends her away and tells my friend to get out of the car. He told me that I should walk with him to the office. On the way he said I'm not going to give you a ticket because I didn't see it. When I left that night he pulled me over and told me he actually did see it and complemented me on my driving. lol

Any one else got some cool cop storys?

What school do you go to?

 
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