Chuck Norris Facts

[15nissen 10+ year member]

Just to name a few.................

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

anyone else?

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

not not again ppppllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

^x2 way way way outplayed

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Chuck norris got banned by randy savage, i seen it

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

oh and NEWS UPDATE: THEY FOUND WMDS IN IRAQ: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/people_nm/iraq_norris_dc

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

if you can spell chuck norris in scrable you win.....forever

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

chuck norris... and these stupid *** fact's are gey...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Holy Shit!
I never in a million years thought that we'd agree on something.

The Apocalypse must be upon us. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

ok...

but on the real.. check norris is gey.. the only time i have ever laughed at anything related to chuck norris is at the end of Dodgeball the movie where vince vahn throw's up the chop... thank you chuck norris... / that's it..

 

[Brassler07 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris's only fear is Tim Tebow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif.

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

If Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesnt get wet......the water gets Chuck Norrised

And these are always funny

 

[klaze]

How much ***** does chuck norris get?

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

chuck norris is a ***......

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