Car Audio FML

[Stalin-ohaulic]

Post your funniest Car Audio Fuck My Life. I'll start.

I was bored for the 108th consecutive weekend alone in my parents' basement and watching Seinfeld. I saw the episode where George combines his two favorite things.... *** and eating. I decided to combine my favorite two things... *** and car audio. I have no females to *** so I made a ****** out of hot glue, tissue boxes, and lotion and glued it to my roadgear subwoofer that I purchased from Kmart in 1997. I inserted my penis and began to play barbie girl. The sub had more xmax than my penis' length. I came on the "ken" part of the song. FML.

Just because mine is a fail doesn't mean yours has to be.

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[tez4life Premium Member]

wow

 

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

Post your funniest Car Audio Fuck My Life. I'll start.
I was bored for the 108th consecutive weekend alone in my parents' basement and watching Seinfeld. I saw the episode where George combines his two favorite things.... *** and eating. I decided to combine my favorite two things... *** and car audio. I have no females to *** so I made a ****** out of hot glue, tissue boxes, and lotion and glued it to my roadgear subwoofer that I purchased from Kmart in 1997. I inserted my penis and began to play barbie girl. The sub had more xmax than my penis' length. I came on the "ken" part of the song. FML.

Just because mine is a fail doesn't mean yours has to be.

LOSER !!!!!!! you are a FIAL !!!

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

LOL! That's very creative!

Looks like CA.com may be bringing out all the stops tonight with the all us fvcks on the interweb and not out partying.

I'm stuck at work and partially drunk. That's my excuse...

 

[t1990le 10+ year member]

LOL! That's very creative!
Looks like CA.com may be bringing out all the stops tonight with the all us fvcks on the interweb and not out partying.

I'm stuck at work and partially drunk. That's my excuse...

lol, thats funny.

Wait........

im on here too

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[tr10av 10+ year member]

working too. sucks i saw tons of *** around earlier and had to watch it walk away

 

[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

Post your funniest Car Audio Fuck My Life. I'll start.
I was bored for the 108th consecutive weekend alone in my parents' basement and watching Seinfeld. I saw the episode where George combines his two favorite things.... *** and eating. I decided to combine my favorite two things... *** and car audio. I have no females to *** so I made a ****** out of hot glue, tissue boxes, and lotion and glued it to my roadgear subwoofer that I purchased from Kmart in 1997. I inserted my penis and began to play barbie girl. The sub had more xmax than my penis' length. I came on the "ken" part of the song. FML.

Just because mine is a fail doesn't mean yours has to be.

I was on ca.com and wasted thirty seconds of my life to read this. FML.