best way to spend your off day

[Wildbillpb 10+ year member]

I like to light scented candles all over my room sprawle out on my bed and ********** under they all go out

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

I like to light scented candles all over my room sprawle out on my bed and ********** under they all go out

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[LazyRider 10+ year member]

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[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

its especially fun to push down the whiny kids. they start crying and shit.

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

its especially fun to push down the whiny kids. they start crying and shit.

HEY!!! watch ur language! ur queer behind gave me a warning for cursing in one of my posts. practice what u preach

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

drinking beer and watching midgets wrestle

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

HEY!!! watch ur language! ur queer behind gave me a warning for cursing in one of my posts. practice what u preach

I see no infractions listed for you. If the filter doesnt block it its not wrong to say.

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

I dont have to work on the weekends so i kinda have days off, but i have to watch my kid all day and night.

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

I see no infractions listed for you. If the filter doesnt block it its not wrong to say.

So I can say, "Fuck, pussy, bitch, cunt, dick, faggot, ect."

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

So I can say, "Fuck, pussy, bitch, cunt, dick, faggot, ect."

bypassing the filter is obviously against the rules.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I dont have to work on the weekends so i kinda have days off, but i have to watch my kid all day and night.

dont make it sound like its such a bad thing. Kids are a wonderful blessing especially when they get old enough to do chores around the house.

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

dont make it sound like its such a bad thing. Kids are a wonderful blessing especially when they get old enough to do chores around the house.

Its not too bad, but anytime im not at work i have to watch him and hes only 2 right now, so no chores for a while.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

I like to wake up at around 9:00 and start my day off with a bud light. After that Ill whip up some breakfast, a simple protein combo of eggs and bacon, with a glass of chocolate soy milk. Ill hit up my workout station and do a few reps, crunches, and push ups.

Next Ill get in my car and bass around for awhile, looking for cops to avoid sound ordinance tickets. When I get home, Ill whip out the ol' rusty needle and cook up some "white girl" on my stove. Ill inject it into my arm and let the Euphoria rush into my veins, blocking out some key nerve receptors in my brain.

Only then do I hop back up on my feet, feeling energized, and ready to go, so I hit up my car again, and drive into my local town. Ill get out of my car with a baseball bat and begin beating the living shit out of Old grandmas who are taking an afternoon walk.

When Im done with my beatings, Ill walk on over to the american-pretending to be mexican restaurant and order the Taco Salad with sour cream on it. I enjoy the view as I eat my meal, and watch out as the sun begins to settle down, and the light soon fades away. Then I grab my baseball bat and invade into homes and beat the shit out of Even Older Grandmas till their KneeCaps give out.

After which I am done, Ill check out their medicine cabinet and search for tylenol pm, so I take about four of them, and head on home. I get in my Pj's, and watch tv for an hour or so, and begin to sleep ever so soft on my sofa, thus ending such an activity filled day.

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

needs more cowbell.