Best Pick up Line:

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I once told a girl that my bass will make her wet. It did... and we did. Those low notes really get those legs spread wide open.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

my friend thinks you are real pretty, but he is a little shy....would you be interested in getting to know him?

before you say anything, Im going to describe him for you (give her BS...tell her what she wants to hear....melt her.).

she then asks where is your friend?

you then say, right in front of you

BADA-BING!! LOL

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

You: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

You: Falling from heaven

Bada-Boom!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Haha you're so cheezy

 

[Hundreth 10+ year member]

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[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

hi.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Then Blake proceeds to pee his pants in embarrassment.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Req, why you delete a post everytime someone quotes me?

 

[LooKin4Boom 10+ year member]

**** me if im wrong but have we met before?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

**** me if im wrong but have we met before?

Well don't just sit there, bend over.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

my friend thinks you are real pretty, but he is a little shy....would you be interested in getting to know him?

before you say anything, Im going to describe him for you (give her BS...tell her what she wants to hear....melt her.).

she then asks where is your friend?

you then say, right in front of you

BADA-BING!! LOL

I don't know why, but I keep laughing at that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Then Blake proceeds to pee his pants in embarrassment.

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You got me.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

im glad i brought my library card...

because im checking you out!

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Hi. You'll do.