Best Pick up Line:

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Lol, I'm f'n board in class I have nothing better to do.... If you dont like it dont read it and post somewhere else!!!!

haha you got me, I just wanted to see what your reaction was going to be an e-thug badass or whatever haha yeah im bored to.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Alright it's cool.... It sucks in here so o well.....

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Alright it's cool.... It sucks in here so o well.....

u got that right.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

"ive got a half a pack of rolaids in my diaper"

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

"im black from the knees down" ..............think about it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Hey babe, I'm hung like Chuck Norris. Wanna see?

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[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

Wanna fuck?
NG

Should be prefaced with: Nice shoes!

"That dress is very becoming of you; although If I was on you I'd be cumming too!"

"I lost my phone #, can I have yours"

"Have you ever done the new math? You add you and me together, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

They're ghey, but all I can think of right now.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

"in case you wanted to know my d*ck is only 2 inches.......................................from the ground"

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

"I couldn't help but tell you that I shave my ******* regularly, and you are welcome to eat seconds anyday you want."

 

[lilaudioqt]

Pickup lines are lame!

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Die.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Pickup lines are lame!

........Yes.....its the pickup lines that are lame....... uh..yeahh....we all totally agree.

 

[soundstreamer 10+ year member]

you: "you must be wearing ninja underwear!"

her: "huh, wha...?"

you: :ull three martial arts moves:: "cuz your *** is kickin'!"

i used that line a few years ago on the girl i am now married to.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

you: "you must be wearing ninja underwear!"her: "huh, wha...?"

you: :ull three martial arts moves:: "cuz your *** is kickin'!"

i used that line a few years ago on the girl i am now married to.

tell her im sorry.

 

[soundstreamer 10+ year member]

tell her im sorry.

i apologized for it right away. it let her know i was a joker right away. i've told her far worse things since then.