ATTN: CA.com. I need help

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

1)Turn a burner on your stove on.

2)If electric, wait for it to get as hot as it can.

3)Place your face on said burner.

Guarenteed to make you forget all about your toe, or your money back.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

went to a emergency room in detroit. broke my wrist in a ice hockey game, the lady that took my blood. was lookin ****ed up.... and was in more pain from her takeing blood then the wrist!!

Apparently you never seen a map of Michigan? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Tee is trying to drink away his sorrows. If he would just tell his parents about his 1st illegitimate child, he would feel a level of relief unlike any other.
He might say to himself "I don't give a fuck about telling them"..... but secretly, it has been eating away at his soul for years.

If he were to reveal this secret, he would be born anew as a fully functioning member of society. Hell he might even be able to get a degree and a lucrative job!

Your observation of the situation at hand is intriguing

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i have... not latley...

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

1)Turn a burner on your stove on. 2)If electric, wait for it to get as hot as it can.

3)Place your face on said burner.

Guarenteed to make you forget all about your toe, or your money back.

If it doesn't work can he burn you?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Apparently you never seen a map of Michigan? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

That kid is a moron...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

We wub j00 tee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

cincinnati is for ****'s.....haha, really tho... it is...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

If it doesn't work can he burn you?

Not till the burn I have on my palm heals. But after that sure.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Grabbed a piece of metal in the wrong spot after cutting with an oxy-acetelyne torch.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

The ice is making it hurt worse //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

cincinnati is for ****'s.....haha, really tho... it is...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Good..... haha.... one....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Not till the burn I have on my palm heals. But after that sure.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
Grabbed a piece of metal in the wrong spot after cutting with an oxy-acetelyne torch.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

oxy-acetelyne will get you everytime...

The ice is making it hurt worse //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

This will help...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

go to tha dr. man get some pain killers... then you really will be doing the truffle shuffle.....

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Please don't give T advice about his toe as that is not the purpose of the thread. He wants to be amused ... and so do I.

(The mods really have to stop banning all of our toys. Very short sighted on their part.)

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

The ice is making it hurt worse //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Anytime I have to ice something, I can't keep it on there long, can't stand it.