ATTN: CA.com. I need help

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Tuesday night I got drunk, and Wednesday morning I woke up with an extremely sore big toe. I'm currently sitting here unable to move with an American Fare gallon sized baggy filled with 3/4" ice cubes, approximately 25-28 cubes, placed precisely on top and to the side of my right big toe. What I need from you assclowns is to entertain me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

try dry ice... to bare skin.... you will be doing the truffle shuffle in no time!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

iceteebone is not amused

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

holly shit third person...... what has ca.com done to you man.....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

ever thought about going to see a doctor?

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[BassAce 10+ year member]

Tuesday night I got drunk, and Wednesday morning I woke up with an extremely sore big toe. I'm currently sitting here unable to move with an American Fare gallon sized baggy filled with 3/4" ice cubes, approximately 25-28 cubes, placed precisely on top and to the side of my right big toe. What I need from you assclowns is to entertain me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Tune it to 32Hz and you should be good.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

ever thought about going to see a doctor?
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Have you ever been to a doctor in northern Michigan? Not exactly the type of people you want to work on you.

icteebone is still not amused //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

iceteebone may watch the Hille Have Eyes 2 again

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Tune it to 32Hz and you should be good.

you guys have failed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

rip the nail off.

 

[BassAce 10+ year member]

Maybe you need a fleshlight.

Or you can make your own with a pringles can.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Get a hooker to **** on your toe for you.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever been to a doctor in northern Michigan? Not exactly the type of people you want to work on you.
icteebone is still not amused //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yes I have.... And NO you don't....

Pics may amuse us...

Maybe you need a fleshlight.
Or you can make your own with a pringles can.

Wow... He might actually do that...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Tee is trying to drink away his sorrows. If he would just tell his parents about his 1st illegitimate child, he would feel a level of relief unlike any other.

He might say to himself "I don't give a fuck about telling them"..... but secretly, it has been eating away at his soul for years.

If he were to reveal this secret, he would be born anew as a fully functioning member of society. Hell he might even be able to get a degree and a lucrative job!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever been to a doctor in northern Michigan? Not exactly the type of people you want to work on you.
icteebone is still not amused //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

iceteebone may watch the Hille Have Eyes 2 again

went to a emergency room in detroit. broke my wrist in a ice hockey game, the lady that took my blood. was lookin ****ed up.... and was in more pain from her takeing blood then the wrist!!

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Tee is trying to drink away his sorrows. If he would just tell his parents about his 1st illegitimate child, he would feel a level of relief unlike any other.
He might say to himself "I don't give a fuck about telling them"..... but secretly, it has been eating away at his soul for years.

If he were to reveal this secret, he would be born anew as a fully functioning member of society. Hell he might even be able to get a degree and a lucrative job!

Amen Brother...