Anyone know a lawyer?

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

that is pretty funny right there.

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

prowler and biekjunkie: Thanks for making this thread enjoyable for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

For a grown man LADD you sure cant spell very good, and your a prick!

 

[Darren Townsend 10+ year member]

Prick?? I thought only GAYS and chicks w/ tits use that word??

I thought you guys were men enough to let things slide and let the past become the past. Truly shows to everyone and not just me, how pathetic your lives actually are and is this as good as it gets on your silly *** forum?? Honestly guys, if your "so called" girlfriends haven't already told you this 10 times before, GET A LIFE!! Honestly, YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY BOARING OF A DUDE TO BE TALKING ON A FORUM ABOUT THE LAMEST MOST BOARING TOPICS AND THINGS i COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. EVEN YOUR PARENTS PROBABLY AGREE WITH ME, THAT THEIR SONS ARE PATHETIC LOOSERS WAISTING VALUABLE TIME ON A CHAT FORUM TO MAKE THEIRSELF "FEEL ACCEPTED" AND THAT THINGS THEY DO ARE OK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT YOUR SILLY-*** CHAT FORUMS BOYS??? TALK ABOUT A BOARING PATHETIC LIFE. THE ONLY TIME I COULD ACTUALLY PICTURE MYSELF IN YOUR SHOES TYPING ON THIS LAME SITE EVERYDAY AND WASTING TIME AWAY IS IF I WAS LOCKED AWAY IN A INSANE DORM OR LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON FOR 15 YEARS AND THEIR WASN'T ANYTHING LEFT TO DO BUT JACK MY MEAT AND TALK ON THIS SILLY FORUM. THOSE ARE THE 2 THINGS YOU GUYS ARE KNOWN FOR, RIGHT? I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO STEREOTYPE YOU, BUT ITS SOMETHING THE WORLD AGREE'S ON, NOT JUST ME. HONESTLY GO GET LAYED, OR GO MAKE SOME CASH, OR GO INVENT AN IDEA WITH YOUR TIME, OR GO MEET SOME HOT LADIES, OR GO DO SOME DRUGS, OR SPORTS OR DRIVE YOUR SILLY CARS AND BUY A NEW CD, OR GO SHOOT HOOPS OR GO SPEND TIME WITH THAT FAMILY MEMBER WHO YOUR CURRENTLY "ON THE ROCKS" WITH AND NOT GETTING ALONG WITH, OR GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR PATHETIC NERD-*** LIFE STYLE SO YOU DON'T TURN INTO THAT PERSON THAT PEOPLE LAUGH AT. ITS HARD TO SEE YOUR BECOMING THAT PERSON WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING THE ROLE, IT TRULY TAKES STEPPING "OUT OF THOSE SHOES" AND SEEING YOURSELF FROM THE OUTSIDE TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A FLIPPEN LOOSER ON A DUMB FORUM CHAT ROOM WHO TALKS NOTHING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES TRAJEDIES, GOOD FORTUNE, MISTAKES, RUMORS, WHAT EVER BOARING CRAP YOU TALK ABOUT. THE PROBLEM WITH THESE LAME FORUMS IS YOU CAN TURN THE DUMBEST CONVERSATION ABOUT THE FLY ON THE WALL INTO THE MOST EXCITING, DRAMATIC, FABRICATED, UNREAL STORY UNTIL YOU HAVE CHANGED IT SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FLY ON A WALL ANYMORE. MAYBE A HORSE ON A FARM. SO MAYBE THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE, IS OVER-TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING SO MUCH THAT IT GETS "PLAYED OUT" AND GETS "OLD" AND LAME AND SO YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BOARING LIFES TO CHAT ABOUT. IF IT WASN'T FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME, YOU WOULD BE MISERABLE (NOT SAYING YOU ALREADY ARENT). SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ATHLETIC, GOOD LOOKING, HEART STOPPING, CHICK MACK'IN, PIMP TALKIN, SLAM-DUNKIN, COOL TALKIN, JIVE WALKIN LIVES. BECAUSE HONESTLY IF YOU DON'T TAKE A STAND "SOON" AND JUMP UP OFF OF THAT COMPUTER SEAT AND SLAM THAT CHAIR UNDER THAT DESK AND START MAKING A CHOICE TO BECOME SOMEONE WHO IS MORE EXCITING AND HAS A "INTERESTING PERSONALITY" AND HAS SOME COLOR AND PERSONALITY AND EXCITEMENT. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE PAST YOUR THINLY CARVED OUTTER SHELL AND SEE THE TRUE, BOARING, LAME, AVERAGE, BLUE SOUL DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT "POTENTIAL MIND AND BODY" OF YOURS. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, SO WHY WASTE IT AWAY ON THIS STUPID THING?? I WOULD RATHER BE WASTING BRAIN CELLS THEN WASTING TIME, AT LEAST YOU GET A COUPLE CHEAP LAUGHS OUT OF THE DEAL. I'M NOT SAYING THIS STUFF TO TRY TO GET YOU MAD OR TO POLK FUN, OR TO RIP YOU DOWN TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. I HONESTLY FEEL YOU GUYS HAVE SOME GOOD "POTENTIAL" AND ITS KIND OF SAD WHEN YOU SEE THAT VALUABLE TIME BEING FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET ON SOME LAME CHAT FORUM WHICH COULDN'T BE LESS BENEFICIAL FOR YOU. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I REMEMBER SPENDING TIME RIDING RICE ROCKETS AND PICKING UP GIRLS AND GOING ON ADVENTURES FINDING OUT NEW THINGS WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT. ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO OUTSIDE OF TALKING ON A COMPUTER IS GOING TO INCREASE THE COLOR OF YOUR PERSONALITY AND WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON WHICH IS ONLY GOING TO CREATE MORE DOORS TO OPEN AND MORE OPROTUNITY TO KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR. THIER ISN'T MUCH OPROTUNITY WAITING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOUR NOT OUT DOING THINGS TO LET DESTINY TAKE ITS COURSE. DESTINY IS STOPPED RIGHT AT THE DOOR TO YOUR COMPUTER ROOM. SOME OF YOU MAY GET WHAT I'M SAYING, AND SOME OF YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE A SUCCESSFULL LIFE STYLE AND THINGS (NOT FOR YOU). THIS IS ONLY INTENDED FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION WHICH I THINK THE COMPUTER IS ONE OF THE BEST AND ALSO ONE OF THE WORST THINGS WHICH HAVE HAPPENED TO THE YOUNGER KIDS NOW DAYS. ANYWAYS, DON'T LISTEN TO ME, I'M JUST TALKIN OUT MY *** (IS WHAT I'M BETTING YOU WILL SAY). (THATS THE MOST TRUE THING YOU SAID THE WHOLE TIME, SEE HOW PREDICTABLE YOU GUYS ARE??) ANYWAYS, WHO EVER TALKS TO KENNY NEXT, PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I HAVE NO HARD FEELINGS TOWARDS HIM OR ANY OF HIS BUDDIES ON THIS CHAT FORUM. IF YOU CAN DO ME A "SMALL FAVOR", PLEASE CONVINCE HIM TO KEEP THE WEBSITE http://WWW.LADDMURDOCK.COM UP AND RUNNING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED SO MANY PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS MY WHOLE LIFE. NORMALLY IT WOULD PROBABLY BOTHER ME IF I WASN'T A STELLAR SALESMAN, BUT SINCE I AM ABLE TO TURN DUST INTO GOLD, I'VE TURNED THIS NEGATIVITY INTO SALES, AND NOT TO MANY PEOPLE CAN DO THAT. IT TRULY TAKES A CERTAIN TALENT, WHICH I KNOW I COULDN'T OF LEARNED CHATING ON FORUMS ALL DAY. AND I DO APPRECIATE THE CONVERSATIONS I HAD WITH GO-IN-DEF, HE SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THE MORE DOWN TO EARTH DUDES WHO DON'T TRY TO CAUSE TENSION AND NEGATIVITY LIKE HALF OF THE GUYS ON HERE. OUT OF EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO CUT-ME AND SEND ME LOW BLOWS, GO-IN-DEF SEEMS LIKE HE HAS A PROMISING FUTURE. I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING, A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY DEFINATELY DOESN'T WANT THE NEGATIVE QUALITIES WHICH SOME OF THE DUDES ON HERE HAVE DISPLAYED (SILLY MAROON CAR).(THATS RIGHT, ITS MAROON, I REALIZE THE COLOR IS MORE SPECIAL IN "YOUR MIND", BUT ITS MAROON TO EVERYONE ELSE.)

THEY TRY TO GET YOUR WORDS AND SENTENCES AND TRY TO BREAK THEM UP INTO MICROSCOPIC PIECES OF DUST, UNTIL THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE. THEY TALK SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING, THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING THEY ARE SAYING ANYMORE. THEIRS A REASON WHY THE WORD "ANALYZE" HAS THE WORD "ANAL" AT THE FRONT. PEOPLE WHO TRY TO OVER ANALYZE EVERYTHING ARE BASICALLY SO ANAL OF PEOPLE THAT TEARS COME TO THEIR EYES WHEN A BLADE OF GRASS GETS ON THEIR CAR SEAT OR A DROP OF RAIN HITS THIER GREASY HEAD. I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD ENOUGH FOR ME TO WRITE A 3 PAGE EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE "TRUTH" WAS BETWEEN ME AND KENNY, BUT ITS EVEN 10 TIMES WORSE AND MAKES PEOPLE 10 TIMES MORE FRUSTRATED WHEN THEY HAVE TO SEE AN IDIOT BREAKS UP EVERY 5 LINES AND PUTS THE LAMEST "LOOSER OPINIONATED" COMMENTS UNDER EACH QUOTE. IT WAS MY BAD FOR MAKING THAT SO LONG, BUT I HAVE HEARD FROM MORE THEN ONE OF YOU THAT ITS PRETT FRUSTRATING WHEN THAT (SILLY MAROON CAR) HAS TO MAKE IT 20k TIMES LONGER BY GIVING HIS LITTLE ANAL OPINION OF EVERY 5 SENTENCES. ANYWAYS, SORRY IF I MADE ANY ENEMIES, IT WASN'T MY INTENTIONS. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE FULL SCOOP OF THE WHOLE STORY, AND DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS FAIR THAT YOU WERE RECIEVING "DOCTORED UP" EMAILS FROM KENNY WHO WAS PULLING 40% OF THE TRUTH OVER YOUR EYES TO MAKE IT ALL SOUND BELIEVABLE, while making me sound like a person just released from prison. FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED, HE'S A VERY HAPPY YOUNG BOY WITH A NEW SET OF CHROME RIMS AND SPINNERS WHICH HE BRAGS ABOUT AND LOVES, BUT HATES THE DUDE WHO HOOKED HIM UP SAVING HIM THOUSANDS AND HELPED HIM OUT W/ A BETTER LOOKING RIDE. I WOULD HATE TO TALK TO THIS KIDS PARENTS AFTER CHRISTMAS WHEN HE'S WEEPING OVER CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST ABOUT WHAT HE DIDN'T GET FROM SANTA. AND THEN HAS HIS BUDDIES POST SOME WEBLINKS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW SANTA STABBED HIM IN THE BACK AND HOW HE'S A FRAUD WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF LITTLE BOYS, AND DOESN'T FEEL ITS FAIR HOW HE DESERVED THIS BLACK SHIT CALLED COAL.

IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING DURRING MY YEARS ON THIS EARTH, WHEN YOU DELIBERATELY STRIVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO NEGATIVELY HURT OR TRY TO AFFECT SOMEONES LIFE TO CAUSE HARM, IT HAS "ALWAYS" COME BACK TEN FOLD.

"LOVE ALL, TRUST A FEW, DO WRONG TO NONE" AND GOOD KARMA WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

god i wish you just die and quit posting.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

wonder when he will realize that reverse psycology wont work to get kenny to take the site down.

 

[vladd 10+ year member]

i stopped reading after "boaring"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

who can read more then a few sentences? I mean come on...learn what a paragraph is and how to use the fcking enter key retard.

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Prick?? I thought only GAYS and chicks w/ tits use that word??I thought you guys were men enough to let things slide and let the past become the past. Truly shows to everyone and not just me, how pathetic your lives actually are and is this as good as it gets on your silly *** forum?? Honestly guys, if your "so called" girlfriends haven't already told you this 10 times before, GET A LIFE!! Honestly, YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY BOARING OF A DUDE TO BE TALKING ON A FORUM ABOUT THE LAMEST MOST BOARING TOPICS AND THINGS i COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. EVEN YOUR PARENTS PROBABLY AGREE WITH ME, THAT THEIR SONS ARE PATHETIC LOOSERS WAISTING VALUABLE TIME ON A CHAT FORUM TO MAKE THEIRSELF "FEEL ACCEPTED" AND THAT THINGS THEY DO ARE OK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT YOUR SILLY-*** CHAT FORUMS BOYS??? TALK ABOUT A BOARING PATHETIC LIFE. THE ONLY TIME I COULD ACTUALLY PICTURE MYSELF IN YOUR SHOES TYPING ON THIS LAME SITE EVERYDAY AND WASTING TIME AWAY IS IF I WAS LOCKED AWAY IN A INSANE DORM OR LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON FOR 15 YEARS AND THEIR WASN'T ANYTHING LEFT TO DO BUT JACK MY MEAT AND TALK ON THIS SILLY FORUM. THOSE ARE THE 2 THINGS YOU GUYS ARE KNOWN FOR, RIGHT? I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO STEREOTYPE YOU, BUT ITS SOMETHING THE WORLD AGREE'S ON, NOT JUST ME. HONESTLY GO GET LAYED, OR GO MAKE SOME CASH, OR GO INVENT AN IDEA WITH YOUR TIME, OR GO MEET SOME HOT LADIES, OR GO DO SOME DRUGS, OR SPORTS OR DRIVE YOUR SILLY CARS AND BUY A NEW CD, OR GO SHOOT HOOPS OR GO SPEND TIME WITH THAT FAMILY MEMBER WHO YOUR CURRENTLY "ON THE ROCKS" WITH AND NOT GETTING ALONG WITH, OR GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR PATHETIC NERD-*** LIFE STYLE SO YOU DON'T TURN INTO THAT PERSON THAT PEOPLE LAUGH AT. ITS HARD TO SEE YOUR BECOMING THAT PERSON WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING THE ROLE, IT TRULY TAKES STEPPING "OUT OF THOSE SHOES" AND SEEING YOURSELF FROM THE OUTSIDE TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A FLIPPEN LOOSER ON A DUMB FORUM CHAT ROOM WHO TALKS NOTHING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES TRAJEDIES, GOOD FORTUNE, MISTAKES, RUMORS, WHAT EVER BOARING CRAP YOU TALK ABOUT. THE PROBLEM WITH THESE LAME FORUMS IS YOU CAN TURN THE DUMBEST CONVERSATION ABOUT THE FLY ON THE WALL INTO THE MOST EXCITING, DRAMATIC, FABRICATED, UNREAL STORY UNTIL YOU HAVE CHANGED IT SO MUCH THAT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FLY ON A WALL ANYMORE. MAYBE A HORSE ON A FARM. SO MAYBE THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE, IS OVER-TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING SO MUCH THAT IT GETS "PLAYED OUT" AND GETS "OLD" AND LAME AND SO YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BOARING LIFES TO CHAT ABOUT. IF IT WASN'T FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME, YOU WOULD BE MISERABLE (NOT SAYING YOU ALREADY ARENT). SO GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ATHLETIC, GOOD LOOKING, HEART STOPPING, CHICK MACK'IN, PIMP TALKIN, SLAM-DUNKIN, COOL TALKIN, JIVE WALKIN LIVES. BECAUSE HONESTLY IF YOU DON'T TAKE A STAND "SOON" AND JUMP UP OFF OF THAT COMPUTER SEAT AND SLAM THAT CHAIR UNDER THAT DESK AND START MAKING A CHOICE TO BECOME SOMEONE WHO IS MORE EXCITING AND HAS A "INTERESTING PERSONALITY" AND HAS SOME COLOR AND PERSONALITY AND EXCITEMENT. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SEE PAST YOUR THINLY CARVED OUTTER SHELL AND SEE THE TRUE, BOARING, LAME, AVERAGE, BLUE SOUL DEEP DOWN INSIDE THAT "POTENTIAL MIND AND BODY" OF YOURS. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, SO WHY WASTE IT AWAY ON THIS STUPID THING?? I WOULD RATHER BE WASTING BRAIN CELLS THEN WASTING TIME, AT LEAST YOU GET A COUPLE CHEAP LAUGHS OUT OF THE DEAL. I'M NOT SAYING THIS STUFF TO TRY TO GET YOU MAD OR TO POLK FUN, OR TO RIP YOU DOWN TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. I HONESTLY FEEL YOU GUYS HAVE SOME GOOD "POTENTIAL" AND ITS KIND OF SAD WHEN YOU SEE THAT VALUABLE TIME BEING FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET ON SOME LAME CHAT FORUM WHICH COULDN'T BE LESS BENEFICIAL FOR YOU. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I REMEMBER SPENDING TIME RIDING RICE ROCKETS AND PICKING UP GIRLS AND GOING ON ADVENTURES FINDING OUT NEW THINGS WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT. ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO OUTSIDE OF TALKING ON A COMPUTER IS GOING TO INCREASE THE COLOR OF YOUR PERSONALITY AND WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON WHICH IS ONLY GOING TO CREATE MORE DOORS TO OPEN AND MORE OPROTUNITY TO KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR. THIER ISN'T MUCH OPROTUNITY WAITING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOUR NOT OUT DOING THINGS TO LET DESTINY TAKE ITS COURSE. DESTINY IS STOPPED RIGHT AT THE DOOR TO YOUR COMPUTER ROOM. SOME OF YOU MAY GET WHAT I'M SAYING, AND SOME OF YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE A SUCCESSFULL LIFE STYLE AND THINGS (NOT FOR YOU). THIS IS ONLY INTENDED FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION WHICH I THINK THE COMPUTER IS ONE OF THE BEST AND ALSO ONE OF THE WORST THINGS WHICH HAVE HAPPENED TO THE YOUNGER KIDS NOW DAYS. ANYWAYS, DON'T LISTEN TO ME, I'M JUST TALKIN OUT MY *** (IS WHAT I'M BETTING YOU WILL SAY). (THATS THE MOST TRUE THING YOU SAID THE WHOLE TIME, SEE HOW PREDICTABLE YOU GUYS ARE??) ANYWAYS, WHO EVER TALKS TO KENNY NEXT, PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I HAVE NO HARD FEELINGS TOWARDS HIM OR ANY OF HIS BUDDIES ON THIS CHAT FORUM. IF YOU CAN DO ME A "SMALL FAVOR", PLEASE CONVINCE HIM TO KEEP THE WEBSITE http://WWW.LADDMURDOCK.COM UP AND RUNNING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED SO MANY PHONE CALLS AND EMAILS MY WHOLE LIFE. NORMALLY IT WOULD PROBABLY BOTHER ME IF I WASN'T A STELLAR SALESMAN, BUT SINCE I AM ABLE TO TURN DUST INTO GOLD, I'VE TURNED THIS NEGATIVITY INTO SALES, AND NOT TO MANY PEOPLE CAN DO THAT. IT TRULY TAKES A CERTAIN TALENT, WHICH I KNOW I COULDN'T OF LEARNED CHATING ON FORUMS ALL DAY. AND I DO APPRECIATE THE CONVERSATIONS I HAD WITH GO-IN-DEF, HE SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THE MORE DOWN TO EARTH DUDES WHO DON'T TRY TO CAUSE TENSION AND NEGATIVITY LIKE HALF OF THE GUYS ON HERE. OUT OF EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO CUT-ME AND SEND ME LOW BLOWS, GO-IN-DEF SEEMS LIKE HE HAS A PROMISING FUTURE. I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING, A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY DEFINATELY DOESN'T WANT THE NEGATIVE QUALITIES WHICH SOME OF THE DUDES ON HERE HAVE DISPLAYED (SILLY MAROON CAR).(THATS RIGHT, ITS MAROON, I REALIZE THE COLOR IS MORE SPECIAL IN "YOUR MIND", BUT ITS MAROON TO EVERYONE ELSE.)

THEY TRY TO GET YOUR WORDS AND SENTENCES AND TRY TO BREAK THEM UP INTO MICROSCOPIC PIECES OF DUST, UNTIL THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE. THEY TALK SO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING, THAT NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING THEY ARE SAYING ANYMORE. THEIRS A REASON WHY THE WORD "ANALYZE" HAS THE WORD "ANAL" AT THE FRONT. PEOPLE WHO TRY TO OVER ANALYZE EVERYTHING ARE BASICALLY SO ANAL OF PEOPLE THAT TEARS COME TO THEIR EYES WHEN A BLADE OF GRASS GETS ON THEIR CAR SEAT OR A DROP OF RAIN HITS THIER GREASY HEAD. I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD ENOUGH FOR ME TO WRITE A 3 PAGE EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE "TRUTH" WAS BETWEEN ME AND KENNY, BUT ITS EVEN 10 TIMES WORSE AND MAKES PEOPLE 10 TIMES MORE FRUSTRATED WHEN THEY HAVE TO SEE AN IDIOT BREAKS UP EVERY 5 LINES AND PUTS THE LAMEST "LOOSER OPINIONATED" COMMENTS UNDER EACH QUOTE. IT WAS MY BAD FOR MAKING THAT SO LONG, BUT I HAVE HEARD FROM MORE THEN ONE OF YOU THAT ITS PRETT FRUSTRATING WHEN THAT (SILLY MAROON CAR) HAS TO MAKE IT 20k TIMES LONGER BY GIVING HIS LITTLE ANAL OPINION OF EVERY 5 SENTENCES. ANYWAYS, SORRY IF I MADE ANY ENEMIES, IT WASN'T MY INTENTIONS. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE FULL SCOOP OF THE WHOLE STORY, AND DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS FAIR THAT YOU WERE RECIEVING "DOCTORED UP" EMAILS FROM KENNY WHO WAS PULLING 40% OF THE TRUTH OVER YOUR EYES TO MAKE IT ALL SOUND BELIEVABLE, while making me sound like a person just released from prison. FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED, HE'S A VERY HAPPY YOUNG BOY WITH A NEW SET OF CHROME RIMS AND SPINNERS WHICH HE BRAGS ABOUT AND LOVES, BUT HATES THE DUDE WHO HOOKED HIM UP SAVING HIM THOUSANDS AND HELPED HIM OUT W/ A BETTER LOOKING RIDE. I WOULD HATE TO TALK TO THIS KIDS PARENTS AFTER CHRISTMAS WHEN HE'S WEEPING OVER CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST ABOUT WHAT HE DIDN'T GET FROM SANTA. AND THEN HAS HIS BUDDIES POST SOME WEBLINKS ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW SANTA STABBED HIM IN THE BACK AND HOW HE'S A FRAUD WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF LITTLE BOYS, AND DOESN'T FEEL ITS FAIR HOW HE DESERVED THIS BLACK SHIT CALLED COAL.

IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING DURRING MY YEARS ON THIS EARTH, WHEN YOU DELIBERATELY STRIVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO NEGATIVELY HURT OR TRY TO AFFECT SOMEONES LIFE TO CAUSE HARM, IT HAS "ALWAYS" COME BACK TEN FOLD.

"LOVE ALL, TRUST A FEW, DO WRONG TO NONE" AND GOOD KARMA WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW.

you thought right c0ck lover.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

darren, ladd, *****, or whatever you call yourself, i've stayed out of this for the most part because i had hopes that as a man you would try to resolve this issue. and i applaud you on the fact that you did make a very small effort to do so.

Now I do not agree with Kenny going back on the deal he made with you even if it was a bad deal to make in the first place. I do, however, see the reason why he did. I also do not hold that against him. I am hoping that at some point you will quit your whining and complaining and actually stick to your word when you say you will never post on this site again. If you continue to post with no logic and pure stupidity, you will gain even less credibility than you currently have.

All that being said I have one question for you.

Why do you go by so many different names?

Now you do realize that insulting your customer base (mostly teens and young adults) is a bad company policy correct?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Aaaannndddd here we go again.....

 

Or would you consider tricks being:
1st Trick: Emailed my company saying:

You may want to look at all of your personal information, email address's, home phone numbers and cell numbers and accusations of fraud and slanderous things I have posted on the web about you and your company". (This is the only reason my buddy got pissed and posted your person information on ebay for 3 hours, and he only posted your card because you sent us an email right before that saying you had contacted your bank and cancelled your credit card. I never would of posted an active valid working card.) This is the small piece of important evidence you happened to leave out when you told all your buddies I put your credit card on ebay, you forgot to tell them you previously sent me an email saying it was all cancelled and the card was no good, remember?

If it was an invalid card at the time you originally posted the information then why, exactly, did you post it at all? The only possible reason to allow public access to information like that would be to cause an individual harm of some kind (in this case financial strife) otherwise it is an exercise in wasted effort. This claim simply makes no sense, Darren ~ try again.

2nd Trick: Told your Mom and Dad to call and yell at me for taking advantage of their son. Tried to tell them that I never advertised anything about sales tax on the ebay auction and tried to take advantage of you by charging sales tax on your order. After communicating with your parents and told them to read the payment details on ebay, they realized that their son had made a critical error and mistake and forgot to read all of the details which stated "A sales tax will be added to your order". Instead of admitting you didn't see this, you tried to approach me that I was committing fraud and I didn't have a right to charge sales tax and that ebay was wrong for having a section on their check out "invoice" page which allows company's an itemized line to add their sales tax to customers if they are a company who claim sales tax to the local state government.

We've been over and over and over this ad nauseum at this point, Darren. The wording found in an eBay listing has no bearing on a sale that occurs off-site. You continually refer to the wording in your auction rather than simply making a claim that it is company policy to collect sales tax from all customers (collect it retroactively after a considerable amount of time after the completion of the sale has elapsed, by the way?! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif Tsk, tsk, tsk.) Quit referring to the eBay listing, friend. It has nothing to do with this argument no matter how hard you attempt to intimate that it does so just quit. You needn't exacerbate how silly you already look.

3rd Trick: Contacted the local Police department in my place of residence and tried to have false charges filed against my company and tried to "sugar coat" your story (just like on this forum) and tell the officer that I was trying to falsely charge your card for extra fee's you didn't know about and that you wanted to pursue criminal charges for this crime. Basically the officer laughed in your face after I showed him the ebay auction and showed him that my company made it very clear to all buyers we charge tax. He stated that some company's are set up that way w/ their taxes and if Mr. Murdock was breaking any law then we could probably pursue charges, but he wasn't. Honestly Kenny, why did you purchase the rims from my company if you weren't alright with the terms in the ebay auction??

AGAIN with the eBay nonsense! YOUR TRANSACTION DID NOT TAKE PLACE ON EBAY - EBAY AUCTION REQUIREMENTS DO NOT APPLY.

I'm not sure about you, but if I see something I don't agree with, I usually don't call the company to purchase them, you could of saved a crap load of time from both of us. Just because you didn't purchase them through ebay doesn't mean that our company policy is now up to the customer to decide what ever they want.

This is a half truth. The location of the transaction doesn't allow for the customer to proceed any ole way, that's true, but requirements laid out by an eBay auction listing do not necessarily apply to an off-site sale.

Just like any company, a transaction which goes through ebay has no difference or rules then someone who calls or comes into our company. Please tell me the difference if you took a plane flight from florida and walked into my store, we would still have to charge you sales tax even if you provided your Florida ID saying you lived in florida. Their is no difference then you calling from Florida and having me package these and ship them to you in Florida from Utah, this transaction is no different then purchasing them over the counter where we charge sales tax and this is the same point that the State informed my company about.

I have come to the decision that you just don't understand plain English. *cue the Pulp Fiction clip* ENGLISH, M***ERFU***R, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?

Let me try and give you a real world example from a company that commands nationwide respect as one of the best in the business when it comes to mail order sales: Crutchfield. If I were to go to their brick & mortar location in Virginia and made a purchase they would charge me sales tax. If I were to order something and have it shipped (to any other location in the US) there is no sales tax collected. Do you think that Crutchfield has remained as successful as they have been for decades now by skirting tax laws? I would suggest that it's unlikely.

You keep saying that you didn't purchase them through ebay, so the same rules don't apply, thats the stupidest shit I've heard of.

It's already been plainly established that you aren't the brightest bulb in the box but I reckon it's a bit refreshing that you admit it now!

I guess that means you don't recieve the same 1 year warranty and the same quality products of rims and spinners, right? Why would we have 2 seperate set of rules and changed contracts for ebay customers compared to phone customers?

I can buy Kenwood eXcelon products from who knows how many different sources off of eBay. NONE of those sales are authorized by Kenwood and any warranty will not be honored by the manufacturer if purchased via eBay's forum. Do those same rules apply if I buy the same eXcelon products from Crutchfield or any other authorized reseller? Possibly that's a bad analogy but the point remains the same. You cannot hold someone to requirements laid out within an online auction listing (regardless of which forum) if the transaction takes place outside of that forum. Period.

 

[Darren Townsend 10+ year member]

HITS HOME, HUGH GUYS?? CLOCKS TICKING, GET A LIFE, GET A LIFE, GET A LIFE? TIME TO GO TO THE GYM AND INVEST SOME TIME IN SOME MUSCLES. CHICKS NEVER LIKED COLD CHICKEN SKINNY BONEY ARMS WHICH HAVE COMPUTER KEY CALLICES. I LOVE IT!! REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY MY ***. ok then, please, please take it down, its killing my business and i can't stand to have it up and running. Does this sound better??

THIS SITE HAS BEEN A BLESSING, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE CONTACTED ME AND I'VE TOLD THEM THAT THIS KENNY DUDE IS BEING INVESTIGATED AND GIVE THEM THE NAME AND PHONE NUMBER OF THE OFFICER HELPING ME WITH THE CASE, AND THEN FOR SOME "ODD" REASON THEY ARE INTERESTED IN THE RIMS AND SEE THAT I WAS ACTUALLY JUST A BUSINESS BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.

 

[Darren Townsend 10+ year member]

so your last name is mike of tulsa?? and i assume this is your real name?? Idiots, your brains are melting. You guys try to knock someone for something, and then you forget to look in the mirror, its hilarious! ha haha hahhah

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

so your last name is mike of tulsa?? and i assume this is your real name?? Idiots, your brains are melting. You guys try to knock someone for something, and then you forget to look in the mirror, its hilarious! ha haha hahhah

is it hard to type with d*ck in your mouth?

 

[Darren Townsend 10+ year member]

i love silly maroon cars, silly maroon cars are so cool. i drive with my seat back and my window cracked with my fore-arm on the top of my sterring wheel like I'm a "g" in my silly maroon car. lal da la da my silly maroon car, i love it so much that i had to post a picture of it by my school, llad dda lla my silly maroon car. You must have a serious blindfold on from whats "real" and the world see's, and what your justified eyes see? Because I would rather put a picture of my torn up levis then that hoopty.