anyone go deer hunting?

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Short story:

only 3 days in teh 1st shotgun season i am asked to go hunting with my brother in law. I shot a doe it went under the ice on a river, I was pissed. Next day I got a 10-point buck with the girlfriend, she cried, i put it in her trunk (LOL... i can imagine the comments on this one), lots of deer jerkey!

Long Story:

Well, i got a new shotgun for christmas (did it early because i am leaving for basic training). My brother in law got his deer liscense/tag opening day and was out for a good 10+ hours everyday with nothign to show for it. I ended up getting my liscense/tag monday morning and decided to go with him.

I happened upon a buck (6-pointerish) and 3 doe but we where pretty far out (probably 80 yards or so) so i decided not to take a shot. However he thought just because he could see them that he had a shot. So he let lose and shot four times, didn't hit anything. Three of them jumped up and ran away while one just kinda walked down the trail. So i got up on 'er about 30 yards out or so, knelt down and took my shot. Of course i got her cuz i am awesome like that. So I gave it about 10 minutes or so and started tracking. When down the woods, through a flat and then i seen it, hobbling across the ****in river, broke through the ice, went under the ice and that was the last i seen of her... probably about 175lbs or so, she was a pretty big one.

So tuesday i went back out (just me and my girlfriend) and decided to go to a different place, went througha forest, through some field and then i seen a nice big 10-pointer. About 5 feet BEFORE the deer I see a fence and an "end of state land" sign, meaning i couldn't "legaly" shoot him. So i was pissed and decided to just chuck a huge chunk of frozen mud at it. Fukkin thing jumped right up over the fence and ended up about 15 yards straight in front of me, FACING me. I of course wanted it to go broad side so i just kinda waited but then got imptient so i just kinda screeched, he turned to his left and took off. At which point i let loose a shot. **** thing DROPPED!!! he was up in teh air when i got him, came down and stayed down. Of course my girlfriend started balling her eyes out and everything but i was happy as a motha fukker!! So I dressed it and we began to drag teh heavy bastard about a mile or so up a hill, through the forest then back to my girlfriends car. She was less than excited when i told her to get her shit out of the trunk to make room for him but she did as she ws told (like any good woman) and now i have about 60lbs of meat and my brother in law has the rest. Making a TON of deer jerkey and the shit smells GOOOOOOD!!!

So i went from being pissed off because i lost the one on monday to be heppy i did because i got to drop i nice 10-pointer with my girlfriend. Oh Yeah, and after she stopped crying (because "the poor thing looked her in the eyes and begged for help") she was all good, even helped me field dress it and grabbd a leg for the pull back to the car.

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

anyone go deer hunting?

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[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

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[Loud3 10+ year member]

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I haven't been in a good long while... My last kill was a small doe that I struck with a Bronco.

She made some **** good meat, though.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Wtg.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

too long to read

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

too long to read

There... added a short version for you...

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Next day I got a 10-point buck with the girlfriend, she cried, i put it in her trunk

you put your girlfiend in the trunk or the buck?

i dont hunt, but the WI DNR has found 4 dead wolves this year which were shot by hunters

if your gonna hunt, shoot what you're suppose to shoot

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

you put your girlfiend in the trunk or the buck?

No, he shoved the deer up her ***.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

meh.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

No, he shoved the deer up her ***.

ohhh, i misread, it makes sense now

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

DEERHUNT does NOT deer hunt.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

DEERHUNT does NOT deer hunt.

How do all of those deer die then?

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

DEERHUNT does NOT deer hunt.

oxyMORON

 

[FASTIMES 10+ year member]

I enjoy deer hunting. I fly to my uncles in up state NY every year. He owns 80 acres that have probably 13 to 15 tree stands for deer season and turkey season.