Anybody got a good prank I can borrow?

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Butter the floor.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/154030

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

chicken bomb.

glass jar with a lid, put pieces of chicken in milk in the jar and seal it. Hide that shit behind a dresser or something.. in about a week the glass pops and releases the worst death smell i have ever witnessed

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

Upper Deck..all you have todo is take a big dump in their toilet..and wait...the catch is you do it in the upper part of the toilet ...may take a week to stink but it will

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

spray lighter fluid under their door, then light that shit on fire, thats always a funny one

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Butter the floor.http://www.jibjab.com/view/154030

I had to watch that twice, thats so funny.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

this was always one of my favorites...if they have a light switch that turns on a receptacle ...like a floor lamp or something....with the switch off...pull the light plug from the wall....take a steel paperclip and place it over the two prongs of the lights plug...sorta wrap it around then plug it back in...Do NOT turn on the switch....leave that for them...when they get home ...and flip the switch....a violently major short circuit takes place....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif.....all sorts of things blow out....if your lucky you might get the whole house with this trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

this was always one of my favorites...if they have a light switch that turns on a receptacle ...like a floor lamp or something....with the switch off...pull the light plug from the wall....take a steel paperclip and place it over the two prongs of the lights plug...sorta wrap it around then plug it back in...Do NOT turn on the switch....leave that for them...when they get home ...and flip the switch....a violently major short circuit takes place....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif.....all sorts of things blow out....if your lucky you might get the whole house with this trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Or you could turn the gas on the burners of there stove, let the place fill up with gas. Then take all the light bulbs and break them and screw them back in. When they flip the switch for the lights, the spark from the broken bulb will cause the whole place to explode.

 

[redneck zombie]

i still have the best prank...

 

[redneck zombie]

Or you could turn the gas on the burners of there stove, let the place fill up with gas. Then take all the light bulbs and break them and screw them back in. When they flip the switch for the lights, the spark from the broken bulb will cause the whole place to explode.

actually that want work because the filament in the bulb will disconnect once the pressure inside of the bulb is realeased from the glass breaking. try again.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

actually that want work because the filament in the bulb will disconnect once the pressure inside of the bulb is realeased from the glass breaking. try again.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

nope. did it in my 6th grade since class. gotta do it just right, but it can be done.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

if they like to grill or bbq outside...this is always good for a good laugh or two...go down to your favorite sport center and buy some reloading gun powder ....pour about a pound of powder and mix it in the bottom of the grill....when they go to cook their next steak or burger...they'll see fireworks ....this one always leaves a dumbfounded look on their face...lol

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Or then just hook the light switch to cause a spark. Blow the ****ers up. What better prank?

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

this was always one of my favorites...if they have a light switch that turns on a receptacle ...like a floor lamp or something....with the switch off...pull the light plug from the wall....take a steel paperclip and place it over the two prongs of the lights plug...sorta wrap it around then plug it back in...Do NOT turn on the switch....leave that for them...when they get home ...and flip the switch....a violently major short circuit takes place....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif.....all sorts of things blow out....if your lucky you might get the whole house with this trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lol thats a good one also, most likely only one breaker will flip, but then when they go to flip it back it will short it again, and this will happen alot of times and will be great

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

beef broth in the shower? thats gey... use 2000 flushes so they are blue for a week.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

nope. did it in my 6th grade since class. gotta do it just right, but it can be done.

Thats right it can be done I use to have a favorite mix of tide and gun powder...you mix it together till its like a puddy almost tooth paste like...fill it back in the bulb.....put the bulb back together...I've always used a bead of quick steel.....then screw it back in as soon as the switch is flipped...it shoots pieces of fine glass...and the puddy stuff breaks apart burning...it is like melting plastic on whatever it hits....