Anybody got a good prank I can borrow?

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

another good one if you don't wanna go too far... go buy some beef broth cubes.... take the shower head off and put about 10 of those broth cubes down the pipe. when they go take a shower they will get covered in warm brown beefy liquid!!!!
don't forget to put the shower head back on!

someone beat you to it

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

someone beat you to it

Gotta love the ones that read threads.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I would ******** on their toothbrush, but thats just me.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Anyone seen home alone? Get a universal remote and program his tv, and put some shit eaters **** in his dvd player, and just have alot of fun with it. And the thing is you can **** with his tv everyday.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

humm. another great one.

that one is soooo great

IDK if you guys are being sarcastic, but I lol'd quite hardily at her reaction.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

Anyone seen home alone? Get a universal remote and program his tv, and put some shit eaters **** in his dvd player, and just have alot of fun with it. And the thing is you can **** with his tv everyday.

kinda like what i said....

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink is a nice one.

hair dye in the shampoo is quite cool too

 

[redneck zombie]

Gotta love the ones that read threads.

well... my chicken in the vent is about as dirty as your gonna get. nobody can touch that. lets see who can top that. yeah, i didn't read the thread. woopty-fvcken-do

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

IDK if you guys are being sarcastic, but I lol'd quite hardily at her reaction.

Man I gota try it some day on a drunk *****. Also I like to piss off girls sometimes by staring at thier ***** instead of thier face when I talk to them, the *****s like it, but most of them get annoyed by it, and its funny

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

kinda like what i said....

with better details and its more possible with a universal remote.

 

[redneck zombie]

rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink is a nice one.
hair dye in the shampoo is quite cool too

pull the carpet up and pour broken beer bottles and tack all over the padding... pull the carpet back into place and run like hell !!!!

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

rubber band on the sprayer at the kitchen sink is a nice one.
hair dye in the shampoo is quite cool too

nair hair is a pretty good one too. put some nair in the shampoo, but I did this to an ex who stole my shit. and it was great. hahahaha

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

It's a shame you don't want to play a prank on the females. One time when my sister got drunk and passed out in my house, I opened a box of condoms and squirted a little elmers glue and water inside everyone and threw them around her body. When she finally woke up the next morning, she was so terrified her friends ran the train on her, she almost broke out in tears.

LOL

 

[redneck zombie]

heres the best ever.....

tools needed:

1.wire cutters

2. wire(thin low voltage)

3. screw driver( small phillips head)

find the themostat... take the cover off. locate the red and green wire. cut a wire about 2 inches. splice both ends of the fresh 2 inch wire you just cut. now hook that wire to both ends of the red and green wire. we call that a "jumper". the red wire is power and the green is air conditioner. the ac wil run until somebody cuts the power off to the condensor outside. then they want have any heat!!!! eventually the coil will freeze up!!!!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Another one I pulled on my cousin is, i cleaned the cat box, and got a couple nice looking turds and set them up in a tin. I pretended the were pieces of fudge with sugar coating and got her to eat one.