an american joke

[t-money 10+ year member]

Old Guys Don't Care

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why,

she said,

'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

atleast this is funny, sorry if its a repoast. just thought the canadian joke was dumb:crap:

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[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

I think this was a worldwide joke before the internet.

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

lol....i've never heard it

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

racist.

 

[jshak07 10+ year member]

lol....i've never heard it

X2... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Get off America's internet.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Old Guys Don't Care...Eh!
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.....Eh.!!!

For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.........Eh

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.......EH. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. Sexier that Brett Hart on skates.....Eh.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why,

she said,

'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

atleast this is funny, sorry if its a repoast. just thought the canadian joke was dumb:crap:

Joke fix attempt.

LOL@ Internist......

Fvkin Hosers

 

[t-money 10+ year member]

Get off America's internet.

and if i don't what are you going to do? attack us:crap:

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

and if i don't what are you going to do? attack us:crap:

Canada would not be much of a fight. Just a bunch of fegs playing hockey and ice fishing.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

They are a parasite, they know they don't need a military because they would just hide by the USA. We should just nuke them like we been planning.

oh..... Canada //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

They are a parasite, they know they don't need a military because they would just hide by the USA. We should just nuke them like we been planning.
oh..... Canada //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

We should stop. Otherwise we won't get any round bacon and Ginger Ale.

 

[LoggedOut 10+ year member]

canada gave me milan lucic. im okay with canada.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Ok, thanks for Jennifer Tilly.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Sorry I got so worked up. It's just when these Canadians come on our internet talking smack you gotta toss their *** back in the igloo.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Canada also provided The Who.