Just had another crack at it. Managed to get the ring terminal on the battery post's bolt with the help of a washer. With the car ON, I get 14.28v at the battery post, and every possible place along the power wire, all the way to the end. Once the power wire is pushed in the amp's terminal, it reads .11v. I just had ground, power, and rem plugged in, and the remote wire was a 16awg going from the rem terminal to the + terminal on the amp. No rcas or anything else plugged in.
I borrowed a Volfenhag 2 channle amp, not really sure if it works or not (last time it was tested, it went in to protect mode), but it does the same thing, except its getting 1.11v at the power wire in the amp.