am i too white for my black dog?

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

naw he looks healthy n happy

that he is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

we are trying to add "smart" into the list of things he is, its not working very well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Oh crap man. You're pretty much a ginger!!!!

HIDES YOUR SOULS!!!!

Judging by the look on that dogs face, there is a 41.5% chance you have sexually abused that dog.

how am i a ginger? i dont has red hair or pale skins.

my dog has not been sexually abused. the neighborhood dogs/cats though...

 

[spl guru 10+ year member]

Oh crap man. You're pretty much a ginger!!!!

HIDES YOUR SOULS!!!!

Judging by the look on that dogs face, there is a 41.5% chance you have sexually abused that dog.

if you look a little closer at the left eye in one of the pics, it clearly shows he has no pants on raises it to a 50/50 chance its been sexually abused

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

how am i a ginger? i dont has red hair or pale skins.
my dog has not been sexually abused. the neighborhood dogs/cats though...

You just have that look. You may just be one generation off. Your kids will carry the sickness (may even show it too).

The dog.....say what you want, I will still my opinion. You can see the fear in his eyes. He almost yells "help, he keeps touching me"

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

the founders of america were slave owners so i guess it must be okay

 

[spl guru 10+ year member]

oh u **** canadians -always ruining a good time. eyyyyyy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

wigger

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

my dog makes me a wigger?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

or my dog is the wigger?

he does act pretty white, but he has been around mostly whites all his life.

im //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif by this comment.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

only if it's a pit bull and you fight them and kill the losers.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i am pretty sure he is a lab german shepard mix. i dont know for sure though, thats the best combination we can come up with that makes sense for him...

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i fight other dogs though, and my dog kills the loser. he is pretty good with a hand gun.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

whats the final verdict? do i need to trade in my dog?

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

you are the wigger for having a black dog and trying to be black

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

how have i tried to be black //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

am i missing sarcasm?