Just read the one in the OT so I thought I would share one I heard on the radio a while back. I have not read it online, but I am sure it is out there.
If this is old news... whatever..
A guy, madly in love with girl, gets his heart broken when she go off to college and wants to be single again.
Being a guy, in love, he tries to fix things:
Tries to get her back
Tried to convince her
Tries to win her heart
Time after time she denies his love.
She even tells him that she is with somone new.
Again, he tries to convince her to come back to him
He calls
Writes poems
sends flowers
She still denies him but, now she is getting pissed.
So, what does our girl do?
Well, to help him understand ,she sends him a picture of herself providing her new lover with oral ***.
Our guy gets the picture, and gets the point.
But to drive HIS point even further, this is what he wrote on the back of the glossy picture she sent:
"Dear Mom and Dad,
College is going great! Having a blast.. Please send more money"
