I'm surprised it wasn't a cow he *****. He joined the FFA in high school and was a very active member. It was the only thing he was decent at.
I remember during study hall in 8th grade I used to take his backpack and hide it. Dude would get really mad and start stuttering.Everyone would proceed to laugh.
Also during our 8th grade year, we had foot spring training at the high school. One time some juniors got a screwdriver and threatened Johnny with it. He crawled in his locker and cried. A few days later they pissed in his helmet. People were really men to him. So I guess he decided to take it out on his 12-year old cousin.