18 years old tomorrow strip club questions.

[toyrunner 10+ year member]

It depends on where you live, $5 - $20.

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

and one more thing to remember when you are there.... Trust me the girls dont really like you or want to go home with you, that is there job to act like that. I had a buddy the first time he went this chick had him really beliving that she wanted to go home with him at the end of the night and that she wanted him bad.... but when the night came to end he went home alone, no number or girl, and this was after he drop about 150$ on this chick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Here are the basics from what I can remember (Been 9 years for me)

Cover: Clubs usually do not charge during the day and only at night if it is a decent club. The grungy clubs do not usually charge a cover except maybe on weekend nights etc.

Drinks: I have paid anywhere from $3-7 for a drink, depends on where you go. I have generally found the nicer the establishment the higher price (I am speaking about how clean the club is etc)

Tipping: Tip the bartender $1 a drink (If it comes to like $5.25 just leave the .75 cents), when you sit around the stage people usually leave a $1 bill, if you are a baller $2 if you want to get her attention, if she rocks it better than all the other girls leave a $5 or a $10 on the stage.

Touching:

a. Touching on the stage is always not allowed, sometimes they will hold thier tits together and say something like 'put it in' or pull out the garder belt a little and let you slide it under that. The girls will touch you, stuff tits in your face (TO NOT LICK, just breath on them and enjoy), lick your ear, turn your hat backwards, put her legs on your shoulders etc.. DO NOT EVER TOUCH THEM! sometimes they may even rub your junk a little (usually if you leave the $5 or $10) I do not remember too many chicks that did this AND looks decent most of the ones who are really skanky are the ones with the most miles on them.

b. This section is about lap dances, lap dances run between $15-$35 bucks with $20 being the price 90% of the time, if you are a cheapo ASK FIRST I remember when I was 18 getting a lap dance for 3 songs and her telling me I owed her $105 after handing her $60. After that I ALWAYS asked and make sure you ask one of the ugly chicks first because you don't want the hottie you want a dance from thinking you are a cheap **** from the beginning.

When you get a lap dance it is paid per song, if you ask for a dance you will go to wherever they do them and if you are in the middle of a song don't be a chump and let her charge you $20 for half of a song, what I did was say 'Should we wait until the next song starts?' this brings it up in a way you don't look cheap and defensive.

When she starts to dance this is a good thing but remember don't go trying to feel up her ******* or poking her in the cooch with your nose just yet! You first have to get a 'feel' (no pun intended) for her and find out what is ok and what is a 'no-no' I used to wait until they were grinding on me backwards (kind of like doggy style) and put my hands on her hips, if she is ok with it she will not do anything and if it is a 'no-no' she will nicely move your hands away and keep going. If this happens don't sweat it and just relax.

While in a lap dance depending on what type of chick she will do all kinds of nice things which may include rubbing your junk with her hand, feets or about a million of those things. This is where you have to decide what you want.

If you want to bust a nut just act like you really like it, if you have to tell her you like so she knows and she will keep doing it.

If you don't like it (a.k.a. you're gay) just acted offended or some shit, I dunno I never done that lol.

A lot of chicks play 'the game' while doing private dances and will rub your junk a little get you all hard and then not touch it again till close to the end of the song, then she will rub you again get you rock hard and hope you will be willing to go another dance so you really have to learn how to tell the difference in those looking to please you a little and drag things out and those who are just down to make you pop your cork!

That is really all I can think of, if you are looking for straight *** I suggest you look elsewhere clubs that offer something like that are few and far between though you might be able to get a nice jerk or something but not worth it IMO.

That is about all I can remember, I spent many of my minor years in a strip club with a friend (female and no I didn't **** her) who danced and when I got older I spent 3-4 nights at a strip club with buddies for a long time so this is the best advice I can give you.

You are not going to be able to drink so I would say have the cover charge if there is any, and $15 per hr you are going to sit at the stage, I know it does not sound like a lot but with 30 dudes sitting around the stage it takes a while for them to come back around so you are only spending a couple bucks every 15 mins or so. If you want a lapdance bring $20 per dance, even if it costs $35 a dance I would suggest doing just one as it is your birthday and you want to give try it.

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

Here are the basics from what I can remember (Been 9 years for me)
Cover: Clubs usually do not charge during the day and only at night if it is a decent club. The grungy clubs do not usually charge a cover except maybe on weekend nights etc.

Drinks: I have paid anywhere from $3-7 for a drink, depends on where you go. I have generally found the nicer the establishment the higher price (I am speaking about how clean the club is etc)

Tipping: Tip the bartender $1 a drink (If it comes to like $5.25 just leave the .75 cents), when you sit around the stage people usually leave a $1 bill, if you are a baller $2 if you want to get her attention, if she rocks it better than all the other girls leave a $5 or a $10 on the stage.

Touching:

a. Touching on the stage is always not allowed, sometimes they will hold thier tits together and say something like 'put it in' or pull out the garder belt a little and let you slide it under that. The girls will touch you, stuff tits in your face (TO NOT LICK, just breath on them and enjoy), lick your ear, turn your hat backwards, put her legs on your shoulders etc.. DO NOT EVER TOUCH THEM! sometimes they may even rub your junk a little (usually if you leave the $5 or $10) I do not remember too many chicks that did this AND looks decent most of the ones who are really skanky are the ones with the most miles on them.

b. This section is about lap dances, lap dances run between $15-$35 bucks with $20 being the price 90% of the time, if you are a cheapo ASK FIRST I remember when I was 18 getting a lap dance for 3 songs and her telling me I owed her $105 after handing her $60. After that I ALWAYS asked and make sure you ask one of the ugly chicks first because you don't want the hottie you want a dance from thinking you are a cheap **** from the beginning.

When you get a lap dance it is paid per song, if you ask for a dance you will go to wherever they do them and if you are in the middle of a song don't be a chump and let her charge you $20 for half of a song, what I did was say 'Should we wait until the next song starts?' this brings it up in a way you don't look cheap and defensive.

When she starts to dance this is a good thing but remember don't go trying to feel up her ******* or poking her in the cooch with your nose just yet! You first have to get a 'feel' (no pun intended) for her and find out what is ok and what is a 'no-no' I used to wait until they were grinding on me backwards (kind of like doggy style) and put my hands on her hips, if she is ok with it she will not do anything and if it is a 'no-no' she will nicely move your hands away and keep going. If this happens don't sweat it and just relax.

While in a lap dance depending on what type of chick she will do all kinds of nice things which may include rubbing your junk with her hand, feets or about a million of those things. This is where you have to decide what you want.

If you want to bust a nut just act like you really like it, if you have to tell her you like so she knows and she will keep doing it.

If you don't like it (a.k.a. you're gay) just acted offended or some shit, I dunno I never done that lol.

A lot of chicks play 'the game' while doing private dances and will rub your junk a little get you all hard and then not touch it again till close to the end of the song, then she will rub you again get you rock hard and hope you will be willing to go another dance so you really have to learn how to tell the difference in those looking to please you a little and drag things out and those who are just down to make you pop your cork!

That is really all I can think of, if you are looking for straight *** I suggest you look elsewhere clubs that offer something like that are few and far between though you might be able to get a nice jerk or something but not worth it IMO.

That is about all I can remember, I spent many of my minor years in a strip club with a friend (female and no I didn't **** her) who danced and when I got older I spent 3-4 nights at a strip club with buddies for a long time so this is the best advice I can give you.

You are not going to be able to drink so I would say have the cover charge if there is any, and $15 per hr you are going to sit at the stage, I know it does not sound like a lot but with 30 dudes sitting around the stage it takes a while for them to come back around so you are only spending a couple bucks every 15 mins or so. If you want a lapdance bring $20 per dance, even if it costs $35 a dance I would suggest doing just one as it is your birthday and you want to give try it.

awesome advice!

a few questions tho. I have to pay to sit around the stage? do i just throw money on the stage? and how do they keep track of who's paid and is supposed to be there, and whos just looking for free and not paying?

And why is it if its full **** they dont serve alcohol, and if they do serve alcohol its just topless? I think im just gonna drink some beer before i go in anyway. 12 pack of natty ice is $6, so i can drink 6 beers for $3, which will be a nice buzz.

My first lap dance is going to feel so awkward. I've gotten several lap dances before, but those were in the back seat of my car, and not in a club where other people can look at me. I know its going to be awkward gettin a lapdance while people are looking at me, and i might feel a little embarassed/shy lol.

Also, what if i see someone i know there? like a adult i know? lol. that would be kind of funny. $20 a lap dance seems really expensive. Is it sometimes a little cheaper than that? and can u sometimes bargain the price down a little? Also, where do these girls store the money that u give them? do they just stuff it somewhere?

I feel excited, but im not sure if ill be able to get in on my birthday, cuz my parents will probably take me out to dinner.. ill try to go during the day if i can and just say im going to go work out or something.

 

[Techchild 10+ year member]

down here its $15 to get in...but thats mons venus, and if any1 has been to mons venus in tampa they will agree that its the best $15 spent...i am saying this because it was voted best strip club 3 years in a row for florida, and theyre are some hot azz skanky *****ez in florida

I actually work out at the same gym as most of the girls that work there and they are //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif HOT AS HELL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif Tampa has the best strip clubs.

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

I was lookin at one of the strip clubs in town, but it said it was 21...

Some of the things listed were

Club Type: Pastie VIP Area: Yes Private Rooms: No

What do all of these things actually mean? Say it did have a private room, what usually goes on in there and how much does it cost? and how much does the VIP Area cost usually?

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

I found a website that lists strip clubs in florida and minimum age... looks like im going to have to do some driving..

http://www.stripclubspecials.com/strip-clubs-list.php?state=florida&abbr=fl

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

ask for their best bottle of champagne.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

awesome advice!
a few questions tho. I have to pay to sit around the stage? do i just throw money on the stage? and how do they keep track of who's paid and is supposed to be there, and whos just looking for free and not paying?

No the girl(s) will walk around, they do little 'mini' shows for you right in front of you. Put a buck up on the edge and wait for her to come //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Remind me of when I shake the treats for my cats to come, a stripper can smell a greenback from 100 yards away. Trust me SHE WILL COME!

And why is it if its full **** they dont serve alcohol, and if they do serve alcohol its just topless? I think im just gonna drink some beer before i go in anyway. 12 pack of natty ice is $6, so i can drink 6 beers for $3, which will be a nice buzz.

I think it is a conservative thing, like the laws per state. Here in MA the clubs are all full **** I think and you can get in at 18 but not drink until 21. In CT I remember the club was 18 with liquor but they could not take bottoms off and full **** if you were 21.. I dunno man just odd laws per state.

My first lap dance is going to feel so awkward. I've gotten several lap dances before, but those were in the back seat of my car, and not in a club where other people can look at me. I know its going to be awkward gettin a lapdance while people are looking at me, and i might feel a little embarassed/shy lol.

Don't even sweat it man, some clubs will have more privacy than others. Some clubs have like little cubicles were you get some privacy and some are shitty and have like a big room with just chairs all around so you are basically staring at the dude across from you. Just don't even look over and pay attention to your chick and when you go into the 'VIP room' or whatever they call it there look for the most private place if you can.

Also, what if i see someone i know there? like a adult i know? lol. that would be kind of funny. $20 a lap dance seems really expensive. Is it sometimes a little cheaper than that? and can u sometimes bargain the price down a little? Also, where do these girls store the money that u give them? do they just stuff it somewhere?

THat is the thing, you can go to a club and just chill and not spend much leaving $1 on the stage, when you get a lapdance it starts to get expensive. You will see guys going in there dropping like $200 on 8 songs these are usually the business guys who hate the wives or 35 year old dudes still living in moms basement with nothing else to do but visit the club and play WoW.

It IS going to be expensive if you get some dances but I would just do it man just do try it. When I was young I used to go and just sit around the stage ordering cokes and I would bring my own nips of jack or rum and go into the BR and pur them in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

I would not EVER negotiate for cheaper unless you are looking for *** and I don't know much about that, I have been 'rubbed out' a few times but no *** other than a BJ a buddy got me in NY when I turned 19 and I have no clue what he paid (though my guess would be $100-150 as it was a nice NYC club) and he always got 'extras' was never really my thing.

Oh and if you want little rub make sure you wear some nice mesh shorts or something thing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I feel excited, but im not sure if ill be able to get in on my birthday, cuz my parents will probably take me out to dinner.. ill try to go during the day if i can and just say im going to go work out or something.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I was lookin at one of the strip clubs in town, but it said it was 21...
Some of the things listed were

Club Type: Pastie VIP Area: Yes Private Rooms: No

What do all of these things actually mean? Say it did have a private room, what usually goes on in there and how much does it cost? and how much does the VIP Area cost usually?

Pasties could mean they can't show you their :boobies:

Private rooms are where you get your own lapdance and what not with nobody else around.

VIP price, if you have to ask, it's probabally too much.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I was lookin at one of the strip clubs in town, but it said it was 21...
Some of the things listed were

Club Type: Pastie VIP Area: Yes Private Rooms: No

What do all of these things actually mean? Say it did have a private room, what usually goes on in there and how much does it cost? and how much does the VIP Area cost usually?

Club Type: Pastie

VIP Area: Yes

Private Rooms: No

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

Club Type: Pastie VIP Area: Yes

Private Rooms: No

lol i am a lil cheap cuz i only work one day a week, and i dont make that much. im not willing to blow a month's pay in 30 mins or something like that lol.

I am a lil disappointed. I searched on the location of the strip clubs that were 18 minimum age limit, and the closest one is 1 hour and 50 mins away...

so it looks like i wont be going to the strip club on my birthday... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

i'll have to wait until i go see my cousin in orlando, and we can drive to one around there thats not too far. Theres also some in daytona beach and i have family there too, so i might be able to go there. All of the ones in town are 21... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I know here in Florida... well at least I think all of Florida, that if it is fully **** its no beer/booze, but the just topless do serve you. And to the guy that said that the vegas strip clubs are good is right probally, you can leagally **** them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

You can't legally fuck a ********** in Las Vegas. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Free.

Guest passes FTW.

Normally its 10 in this area.