10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.
10.We have Disneyland. You have Coney Island.
9. We have the Pacific. You have the East River.
8. Our women wear bikinis. Your women wear dresses with sneakers.
7. In the winter we ski and surf. You slip and fall.
6. We have squirrels. You have rats.
5. For law enforcement, we rely on Bratton. You rely on Batman.
4. We have Wolfgang Puck. You have the Soup Nazi.
3. To cool off, we jump in the pool. You uncap the fire hydrant.
2. We have the Oscars. You have the Tonys.
1. Like the rest of your talent, the Dodgers left NY for LA