10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Yeah all the smog and pollution, earthquakes, fires, floods, gangs and crime, Hollywood acting all "high and mighty", along with the millions of illegal aliens is really motivating me to move to LA.......

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

10 reasons why FL. beats LA
10.We have DisneyWorld. You have Disneyland.

9. We have the Atlantic and the Gulf of Mexico you have the Pacific.

8. Our women wear bikinis. Your women wear plastic surgery.

7. In the winter we get all the northerners spending monies. You get paint sniffers and runaways.

6. We have lizards. You have crackheads.

5. For law enforcement, we have Miam Vice. You have racist LAPD

4. We have Wolfgang Puck. You have Wolfgang Puck (we both loose)

3. To cool off, we jump in the pool. You loot and riot.

2. We have the the Source Awards with young people. You have the Oscars with old farts.

1. All the movie stars are now moving to Miami to escape the bullshit of LA

Updated for acuracy

 

[kngadrok 10+ year member]

If I could add to your top ten making it eleven.

We also have

Lakers > Knicks baby, Laker > Knicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------(If you consider the knicks a franchise).

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

then to add to mine Shaq > Koby

 

[kngadrok 10+ year member]

then to add to mine Shaq > Koby

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Bobby Flay tries to hard. Plus, he doesnt have a funny accent //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Yeah, just a speech impediment.

nG

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

what speech impediment? I never noticed it

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.

7. In the winter we ski and surf. You slip and fall.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif thats my favorite one.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

mattf did you change your name or not post for while? I never noticedd you till the other day.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I dont like NYC very much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

You take the subway to school/work?

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i think i'll stick with oklahoma.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

whats in OK? besides the death penalty for trafficing

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

where else can u get in an accident w/ lindsey lohan on any given day ??

but i personally would most likely not want to live in either

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

NY people will beat up LA people pretty easy.

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Miami > France > NYC > LA

I think I covered every region in the thread so far...