10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.

10.We have Disneyland. You have Coney Island.

9. We have the Pacific. You have the East River.

8. Our women wear bikinis. Your women wear dresses with sneakers.

7. In the winter we ski and surf. You slip and fall.

6. We have squirrels. You have rats.

5. For law enforcement, we rely on Bratton. You rely on Batman.

4. We have Wolfgang Puck. You have the Soup Nazi.

3. To cool off, we jump in the pool. You uncap the fire hydrant.

2. We have the Oscars. You have the Tonys.

1. Like the rest of your talent, the Dodgers left NY for LA

Saw this in the paper today. Found is rather humerous since its so true

Not starting anything here, simple joke.

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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teh funny

 

[innsanes 10+ year member]

you live in france dont you?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

you live in france dont you?

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That single question made my night.

I'm lol'ing so hard I'm almost to the point of tears...

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Only my homies know where i live //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

10 reasons why L.A. beats N.Y.
10.We have Disneyland. You have Coney Island.

9. We have the Pacific. You have the East River.

8. Our women wear bikinis. Your women wear dresses with sneakers.

7. In the winter we ski and surf. You slip and fall.

6. We have squirrels. You have rats.

5. For law enforcement, we rely on Bratton. You rely on Batman.

4. We have Wolfgang Puck. You have the Soup Nazi.

3. To cool off, we jump in the pool. You uncap the fire hydrant.

2. We have the Oscars. You have the Tonys.

1. Like the rest of your talent, the Dodgers left NY for LA

Saw this in the paper today. Found is rather humerous since its so true

Not starting anything here, simple joke.

I hate L dot A dot. Not a huge N.Y. fan, but i'd chose it ANYDAY over Southern Cali.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

hey man the soup nazi is cool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

4.

Ill disagree with that, Bobby Flay is in NY.

That guy is great.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I dont like NYC very much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Soup Nazi episode pwns:fyi:

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I like the Dodgers but the Mets WILL win the series //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

I hate L dot A dot. Not a huge N.Y. fan, but i'd chose it ANYDAY over Southern Cali.

And you posted why...

n00bs...honestly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

4.
Ill disagree with that, Bobby Flay is in NY.

That guy is great.

Bobby Flay tries to hard. Plus, he doesnt have a funny accent //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif