Oh, and we have UM, nuff said.
This place is private not public.
We have as many people in our school as you do in your class.
...but we'll still kick your *** in football.
We don't pay to go to the games and the stadium may be 20 minutes away,
...but we drink in it.
We pre-game like you party.
We live where you vacation.
We suntan while you freeze.
We party harder than you know how to.
The places we party you've only seen on TV.
We're going to the next bar while your passing out.
It's okay, be jealous. We understand your animosity.
We live the life you wish you had.
Of over 4000 universities and over 1700 Div I schools...
...only one is simply known as "THE U!"