Wtf? So i'm sitting outside, just chillin', watching traffic on Washington Road, right down from Augusta National. Drinking a little wine and watching a few cardinals fight over a piece of biscuit I threw to them. My hat has been sitting on the table beside my all morning. I get up, go inside and take a massive shit. I could literally feel the vacuum it created in my esophagus. Anyways, I go back out, grab my hat and there's a slug on it. Don't have a problem with the slug per se, but now it looks like someone shot dick snot all over the back of my black hat. Not cool bro.
