You're Mexican If.....

[bigluis 10+ year member]

ur mexican if u have the cross/ or a rosary hanging over ur bed

and ur mexican if u have a bottle of holy water in ur house

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Or have those mary candles

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

ur mexican if u have the cross/ or a rosary hanging over ur bed
and ur mexican if u have a bottle of holy water in ur house

My holy waters in an old bottle of rubbing alcohol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Salsa I make is in old Mayonaise cans

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Or have those mary candles

I gots then all over the house...Even next to the Comal...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Where you prepare your food, it's a piece of 16x8x2 wood //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[SWEET06CAMRY 10+ year member]

You are a mexican even if your grandma calls you gringo culo prieto //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

ur mexican if u speak spanglish

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

i was fixin to leave but just thought of another one.. don't know if u guys do this but..

you're mexican if when you or someone gets sick, you're grandma'll do this thing where she rubs an egg on u, then cracks it into a glass of water overnight to 'take away' the sickness

aand you're mexican if you're mom tells you to drink sprite to make you feel better when you're sick

 

[SWEET06CAMRY 10+ year member]

i was fixin to leave but just thought of another one.. don't know if u guys do this but..
you're mexican if when you or someone gets sick, you're grandma'll do this thing where she rubs an egg on u, then cracks it into a glass of water overnight to 'take away' the sickness

aand you're mexican if you're mom tells you to drink sprite to make you feel better when you're sick

Been there dawg.

What about when your grandma gives you baking soda when your stomach hurts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[ZPilot 10+ year member]

Soy la pinche Migra!

This is some pretty funny stuff.

When I hear the oompa music playing next door and smoke coming from the grill, I hop the fence to hang out with my Tio. He treats me like a son- a retired miner. Great people.

On the other hand , we have "the rats" across the street- that's what Neto calls them. Garbage everywhere, lots of screaming, dope smoke, beater cars driving by using their horns as a doorbell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

Saturday mornings I make us breakfast burritos with chorizo, Tapatio is my favorite condiment.

Can't tell you how many times I piled illegals into a truck... Subanse, sardinense como vamos pa' Phoenix, buey!

It's all good. No need for bigotry. We get along just fine, despite keeping to our respective cultures.

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

I don't seem to fit any on that list but my niece and nephew hit this one. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

been der with the egg

how bout wen ur sick and ur mom or family members say u got air on ur back lol

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

lol,

Camry, it's 7-Up not Sprite lol

As for the egg, never been there lol

 

[jrr323 10+ year member]

lol,
Camry, it's 7-Up not Sprite lol

As for the egg, never been there lol

yeah ive never done the egg thing. how about the vicks "vaporu", and llerva buena to heal you.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Hahahaha hell yea, "hechale vicks" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

and the yerba buena lololol

yerba buena = good weed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif hahahaha