You're Mexican If.....

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

*You have ever been hit by a chancla.

*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.

*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."

*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking,

*You use your lips to point something out.

*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.

*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music

*You call your sneakers "tenees".

*You have at least thirty cousins.

*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.

*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"

*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.

*There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.

*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.

*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.

*You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!

*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.

*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.

*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.

*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.

*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.

*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.

*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.

*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.

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*You have ever been hit by a chancla.
*You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.

*You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."

*Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking,

*You use your lips to point something out.

*You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

*Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.

*You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music

*You call your sneakers "tenees".

*You have at least thirty cousins.

*You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.

*You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"

*Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.

*There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

*There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.

*You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.

*You have a drunk uncle/aunt.

*You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!

*You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.

*You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.

*You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.

*Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.

*You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.

*You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.

*You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.

*You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.

This might fall under that racist remarks catagory hahahahaha.

But it is very clever.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Your From mexico?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Racist Category.......My Left Nut.......

Yes. I'm Mexican....

I been through most of those.....LOL:hilariou:

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Want all my Mexican buddies to see this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif see which they been through //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Wkbdkid 10+ year member]

LMFAO. thats just funny.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

"If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender."

 

[RumbleNTheTrunk 10+ year member]

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[Thermem mermem 10+ year member]

syko

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lmfao, im mexican too (evan though some people think im white) and all of that is prety much true

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

lawl, so true

The mexican's at my work dont know what El Cucuy is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

And we have a big bottle of tapatio in back

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

**** i hit 10 of them but Im not Mexican //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[lslugz 10+ year member]

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[Ricky616 10+ year member]

x2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

what's a chancla?

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

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