You're Mexican If.....

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

You're Mexican if you keep a tortilla warmer on the stove

Mine never leaves the stove...

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

yea thats true, whatever they could reach is what they used.
but hey, nowadays its considered abuse. these ****ed kids now are so spoiled nowadays, i wish i could smack em myself sometimes. its not like spankings turned me into some weirdo, but i think it straightened me out for the better.

fuk the law! i'm spankin my kids thats for dam sure

For real! I know the solution for "ADD" and a whole bunch of child misbehaving issues::: Get a belt and let them do it how mexicans only can... WHACK!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif Worked for me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Kinda. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

You're Mexican if you keep a tortilla warmer on the stove

No your not....You're Mexican if you warm the tortillas on the stove top thing metal thing where you put the trastes n shit

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

Dont Have A Torilla Wormer. We Make Them 1 By 1 Lol.

Ur Mexican If Each Dinner Plat Has Rice N Beans

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

No your not....You're Mexican if you warm the tortillas on the stove top thing metal thing where you put the trastes n shit

You mean the Comal...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

TRU. LOL I REMEBER BEING CHASED SUMTIMES. THEN MA DAD WUD GET MA BROTHER TO HOLD ME LOL. GOOD TIMES

Then they'd ask...."Porque lloras?! Ni te pege resio cabron! Quieres que te pege de verdad?!?!?!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Yes, I'm talking from experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif hahaha

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

You mean the Comal...

HAHA WE HAVE LIKE 3

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

Dont Have A Torilla Wormer. We Make Them 1 By 1 Lol.

Ur Mexican If Each Dinner Plat Has Rice N Beans

lol man they never get old do they.

You mean the Comal...

'pagalo la comal ! usted va a quemarse la tortilla!' my mom would yell wen i always forget to turn it off

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

Then they'd ask...."Porque lloras?! Ni te pege resio cabron! Quieres que te pege de verdad?!?!?!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif


Yes, I'm talking from experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif hahaha

YEA. THEY DID DAT TO ME. OR THEY BE LIKE IF U CRY ITS GONNA GO WORSE

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

You mean the Comal...

The hell am I talking about, I warm em up open flame lol, extra crispy

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

HAHA WE HAVE LIKE 3

Mine is right next to the religous candles...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Fuggn comal.....I made one myself out of 12ga. sheet metal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

hahah we have them in the stove.

one takes up 2 of the flames then we have one to make tacos n 1 4 enchiladas. n 1 for the tortillas

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

You buy your food out of a chevy box van that sits on the street.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Also, this dudes everywhere and watching your every move....Even when you have your time alone with the bottle of the slippery stuff.